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Battle Out West
Arizona may drop Obama from the ballot. Surprisingly, they had him on there to begin with.
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10 Creepiest Legislative Titles
No wonder Congress doesn't pass more bills. They spend all their time thinking up weird acronyms.
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By Reagan's Blood
His bodily fluids were stolen, but don't worry. It was just the market's invisible hand.
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Our Endorsements: Mitt Romney's First Day
* Jimmy Kimmel reimagines Romney's latest ad. * How the Chicago Cubs can reelect Obama, from McSweeney's. * The Onion discusses Catholics and birth control. * Tracy Morgan does his thing* on Conan (*calls Obama a gangbanger). * Airport Security, by Scott Beale. Read More »
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Colin Powell Is Cool with Gay Marriage
Colin Powell, who helped institute Don't Ask Don't Tell and then changed his mind about it, has taken a new stand on the subject of gays in the war on singlehood. Here's the former Secretary of State speaking on tonight's "The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer"… BLITZER: [W]hat about gay marriage? Are you with the [...] Read More »
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Los Angeles Hippies Ban Plastic Bags
Congratulations, Los Angeles, you've just become the largest city in America to ban plastic shopping bags from supermarkets. And congratulations, Los Angelenos, you finally have a use for all those movie premiere swag bags lying around your closets. According to the LA Times, this initiative was "egged on by actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus and an array of environmental [...] Read More »
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10 Politicians Being Athletic-ish [PHOTOS]
You may think politicians don't know the first thing about sports. "That Obama couldn't tell the difference between a shortstop and a 9-iron," you might say, congratulating yourself on coming up with two completely different sports-related things. But you'd be wrong. Apparently, elected officials love playing sports. Almost as much as they love holding small [...] Read More »
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