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Ron Paul: Quitter
He's stopped spending money on his campaign. Which is laissez-faire for "giving up."
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$2 Billion Fail
JPMorgan shouldn't freak out yet. The money might be lost in one of their couches.
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Small-Town Justice
Is there anything probate judges don't do? No. There is not.
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Birthers Divided on Whether or Not to Get Behind Ridiculous Nonsense
Look, we all know that Barack Obama is a Kenya-born Muslim fundamentalist who forged birth certificates so as to falsely claim the presidency and bring the Great Satan down from the inside. Right? Simple obvious stuff. But, what if all that is not true? Hear me out! I know it sounds crazy, but what if [...] Read More »
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GOP Rep. Joe Pitts Believes Zombie Yassir Arafat Is Middle East's Only Hope
Imagine it's 2011 and you write a letter to your congressman expressing concern over House Resolution 268, a measure that reaffirms U.S. commitment "to a negotiated settlement of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict." If you're a constituent of Pennsylvania Republican Joe Pitts, who has served on the House Foreign Affairs Committee and the Human Rights Commission, you [...] Read More »
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Our Endorsements: A Few of Mitt Romney's Favorite Things
* Mitt Romney lays down a sweet new track, thanks to the Gregory Brothers. * Of course a new Obama conspiracy is causing a rift in the ranks. That's what they WANT! * President Obama has a new plan to go back and give us hope, from our own River Clegg. * A statement on [...] Read More »
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Quote Unquote: Morally Repugnant Political Whoring
Mike Huckabee on Barack Obama… . "In his administration and now on his re-election campaign, President Obama has surrounded himself with morally repugnant political whores with misshapen values and gutter-level ethics." . Wait, I'm confused. Is this an endorsement? Read More »
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