Candidate Casting Couch: Special Edition – The Candies

With the Emmy nominations now in, we got to thinking — don't the candidates deserve nominations, too? So, we got ourselves a red carpet (actually, it's more of an accent rug), and did some nominating of our own. Here's a breakdown of our nominees for the Candidate Emmy Awards, or Candies…
Best Actor
Close to $2 million in debt and still free-falling in the polls, John McCain gets a nod for "The Biggest Loser." He squares off against Barack Obama of "30 (Ba)Rock" and Sam Brownback for his portrayal of "The God Whisperer." Surprise nomination: New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, for "Extreme Makeover: Political Party Edition."
Best Actress
The nominees are Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Hillary Clinton. Notably missing: Elizabeth Edwards for her star turn in "Desperate Housewives."
Best Comedy
The nominees are Chris Dodd's eyebrows, the entire Mike Gravel campaign, and Dennis Kucinich's recent bout with food-poisoning. (He's a vegan. That's hilarious.)Outstanding Mini-Series
Garnering its first nomination is "According to Mitt," the eleven-part special in which Mitt Romney clarified everything from what he meant when he called himself a hunter to why his staffers like to impersonate cops. His stiffest competition comes from "CSI: Giuliani," a gritty, real-life investigation into the illicit goings-on in various Rudy Giuliani campaign offices.
Of course, in a year that saw the finales of both "The Gilmore Girls" and Jim Gilmore, the 2007 Candies are not without their fair share of snubs. John Edwards (Best Supporting Actor, 2004) received only one nomination, in the category of Outstanding Hair and Makeup. Conspicuously absent from the list: Duncan Hunter, Mike Huckabee, Bill Richardson, Tommy Thompson, and Tom Tancredo. Don't look for them to be nominated for anything any time soon.
Did we miss anyone who deserves a Candie this year? Post your own nominations!




Best Supporting Actor goes to Fred Thompson in Ghostbusters 2 as Vigo the Carpathian….Does this mean that Fred Thompson is an actor, or truly evil?
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Lifetime Achievement Award- Ralph Nader. C'mon give it to Him! You know he's going to keep running until he wins something.
Screen Adaptation- Barack Obama for his adaptation of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington", and John Kennedys' "Camelot" and turning it into a viable campaign script.
Best Supporting Actor- Al Gore: For providing the entire Democratic party with a viable platform that has nothing to do with the war or immigration.
"Have you hugged your energy efficient light bulbs today?"
Best supporting Actor- Bill Clinton for his role in supporting Hillary. By his dynamic portrayal of of a devoted husband supporting his wife while secretly yearning to be in South Beach signing adoring young supporters breasts and inviting them to see his "artwork" in his own personal library. He has set the standard for all middle aged men who don't want to be thrown out on their butts.
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