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Caption Challenge: Bono and Company

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One man come in the name of love; one man come and go; one man come, he to justify; one man to overthrow…

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. Looking around this distinguished body at my good friends from Indiana and Massachusetts and Delaware, I think I can say without fear of objection, I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

    by drewcypher October 16th at 3:23PM
  2. Sen Lugar's belief in an afterlife takes an existential hit after it's explained to him that, no, Sonny Bono has not risen…

    by drewcypher October 16th at 3:24PM
  3. Biden grimaces as he notices that fruit Kerry checking out Bono's package.

    by drewcypher October 16th at 3:26PM
  4. he's showing you how he flucked the protologist's final exam for certification, damn! and they even had diagrams and such of the area(s) of penetration$! damn those options!$ he obviously got sued by the lady he tried to examine (claiming he was a board certified psychiatrist$!)? and successfully cured her sister!$!

    by 1jayp October 16th at 3:43PM
  5. Bono…After three minutes of intense talks with the Senators about mapping out a detailed plan for global peace, what did you come up with?

    by Hasselhoff October 16th at 3:51PM
  6. Bono responds to the reporter's question: "How many elections can these guys behind you lose?"

    by danwityk October 16th at 3:58PM
  7. Could we please get you four to pose for a picture? "No it's U2, see.. U and two." "There is no U4 stupid."

    by Hasselhoff October 16th at 4:10PM
  8. That's right – Kellogg's Raisin Bran *does* have 2 scoops of raisins!

    by U2isABLE October 16th at 4:15PM
  9. Can't an Irishman hang with three lame white dudes without gettin' captioned?

    by drewcypher October 16th at 4:17PM
  10. Reporters mistakenly interpret Bono's gesture as a celebration of Victory-Day, clearly a reference to the war and its veterans; however, the rockstar and Senators Kerry, Biden, and Lugar were their way to watch the Vagina Monologues on V-day, February 14th.

    by danwityk October 16th at 4:17PM
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