Giving Thanks at Thanksgiving

What are the candidates thankful for this Thanksgiving weekend?
John McCain: The kindness of New HampshiriansMike Huckabee: The impending Rapture
Ron Paul: Mike Huckabee's cheap ass supporters
Barack Obama: Women's daytime television
John Edwards: The virtues of confrontation
Hillary Clinton: The virtues of association
Dennis Kucinich: The virtues of masturbation
Fred Thompson: The virtues of low expectations
Rudy Giuliani: The virtues of a fearful nation
Mike Gravel: His health



