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November 21 at 1:49PM

I'm Dreaming of a White Thanksgiving…

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

There's something off about all these turkeys that George Bush has pardoned from a death sentence during his seven Thanksgivings in office, but we can't quite put our finger on it. Notice anything a little… odd?

Hmmm… Apparently, George Bush doesn't care about brown turkeys.

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  1. He could pardon the turkey…. or Dick Chaney could shoot it. Either way the turkey would live.

    by un1ty November 25th at 10:25PM
  2. After 6 years of disappointment, George finally finds his long lost twin brother.

    by flobbygoat November 25th at 7:49PM
  3. Bad enough, the 'laying on of hands' routine. The whole bird flu epidemic makes it even worse. What's Thanksgiving coming to?

    by NVLIBRARYSTAFF November 23rd at 6:55PM
  4. Trust me. This IS a turkey.

    by JasperMoon November 23rd at 6:38PM
  5. Looks remarkably like a romantic-drama-cum-porn-film.

    2001: "I can't touch the turkey. They're disgusting creatures. I'll even look away!"
    2002: "Here, you touch him."
    2003: "Oh…oh…don't bite! Ohhhhh…"
    2004: "Hey you're a cute fella, really, aren't you?…"
    2005: "…Yeah, and you're dirty too. I could just ride you…"
    2006: "Oh wow. Well you're looking well. How long has it been?!"
    2007: "Broom closet, baby. 5 minutes."

    by daniel32 November 22nd at 7:59PM
  6. It's the same turkey! He just pardons the same one every year. Oh, I see through your ruse little man.

    by CodyUssery November 22nd at 12:54PM
  7. We raped it, then gave it 200 lashes and confined it to Disney world! Even let it ride on my own personal water board (fun, not torture).. Our new friends who have allied with us on the war on terror have shown us the way!

    by Dickbrmly November 21st at 8:08PM
  8. It all seems so fitting, on the day when thousands of (white) illegal immigrants invaded America. Happy Thanksgiving!

    by sharillo76 November 21st at 4:32PM
  9. Are we sure its not the same turkey every year? All those white turkeys look the same to me.

    by bearness November 21st at 2:15PM

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