Booing John McCain: A Short Play
The following short play is loosely based upon actual events surrounding the Conservative Conference at which John McCain will be speaking today…
Conservative Guy: I will gladly sign your form, good sir. Thank you for registering me for the Conservative Political Action Conference.
CPAC Staffer: No. Thank you, sir. It is truly my pleasure.
Conservative Guy: What time does McCain speak?
CPAC Staffer: 3 p.m. today.
Conservative Guy: Oh good. I hope they boo him out of the room.*
CPAC Staffer: No, no no no no. We've been instructed to tell participants not to boo McCain.*
Conservative Guy: Are you kidding me?*
CPAC Staffer: Well, we want to seem above Democrats and we don't want the booing to be the story.*
Conservative Guy: Booooooooo!!!
CPAC Staffer: Excuse me?
Conservative Guy: Booooooooooooo!!!!
CPAC Staffer: Are you booing me?
Conservative Guy: Boooooooo!!!
CPAC Staffer: Stop it! Stop it now!
Other Conservative Guy: Booooooooo!!!!
CPAC Staffer: You stop it, too!
Little Boy Hiding Behind the Curtains of Ted Danson's Apartment: Booooooooooooo!!!!
CPAC Staffer: You're only a cardboard cutout!
Conservative Guy: My father never loved me.
CPAC Staffer: I forgive you.
BLACKOUT
* Actuals quotations
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Can someone else please tell me why I can't get the image of Deputy Dog from my head when watching McCain?
They are so darn similar; although, you have to admit, Deputy Dog has much more personality and energy.
Whats not to like about Johnny Mac? The old turd is formed from CPAC's own pile of shit.
the only candidate who is not morally corrupt or phony is ron paul. he is extremely consistent in his voting record, and in his beliefs that we should follow the consistution. vote ron paul!
Why's everyone pickin' on McCain? He's just as phony, corrupt and morally bankrupt as any of the other candidates currently in the race. Jeez settle down people, it's not like he's actually going to do anything for regular Americans, those troublemakers got weeded out after Iowa.
Cubby ya made me laugh. Thank you.
Yes! Discourage dissent at all costs! Now that he's "the guy," everyone should blindly support him whether they agree with him or not. Phew! Good thing we've got that figured out. Now, where is the tar and feather the heretics room? The kids have been asking about it all the way here. The Distracted Globe