It appears as though Maine Republicans sneakily decided to hold their caucuses last week and not today — which, now that I think about it, probably explains why no news organizations were covering it at all — just to make me look stupid because they know that I don't think so good. (This is what happens when Comedy Central let's me post without taking my meds.)

And it probably also explains why Mitt Romney did so well. But it doesn't explain why CNN is only reporting that only 68% of the votes are in. Come on, guys. You can move faster than that.

Anyway, you can just go ahead and ignore that post below. Because, like, I'm an idiot and stuff.