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February 10 at 8:11PM

McCain in Maine Stays Mainly in the Pain

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Over on the Republican side of Maine, there's an even more decisive winner of the caucuses.

And it's not McCain.

It's not Huckabee, either.

It's Mitt Romney. With 68% of precincts reporting, the politidroid, who announced earlier this week that he's uninstalling himself from the race, is winning Maine's Republican caucuses with 52% to McCain's 21%.

Huckabee, with a slim 6%, is trailing in fourth place.

Fourth place? Am I doing the math wrong? No. Ron Paul is in third, with 19% of the vote.

But it's not all bad news for Mike Huckabee; he's still leading over a tin can full of nightcrawlers, which — despite a platform founded on rural populism and better fishing conditions — has been having difficulty gaining traction with the unpredictable Maine voters.

Update: I let my typing fingers get ahead of my thinking brain; the Maine GOP caucuses were last week.

  1. Oops…the Maine republican caucus was held on February 2 well before Mitt dropped out. It would have been funny though….

    by climbingfreakJr February 10th at 10:52PM

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