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February 12 at 1:31PM

Obama Had Today's Primaries at Hello

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

As far as everyone in the media is concerned — based upon the polls that never did them any wrong in the past — Barack Obama has already all but won today's primaries

Coming off weekend victories in five contests, Obama was favored to win the primaries in Virginia, Maryland, and the District of Columbia thanks to a blend of black and better educated voters in those areas, blocs that have aided his wins in earlier matchups against Clinton.

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton seems to be turning her attention toward the upcoming March 4th primaries in Texas and Ohio, where they're just chock full of dumb white people.

Update: Apparently, AP edited the quote above out of the story. I can't even begin to imagine why they would do such a thing. (Thanks to flobbygoat for pointing that out.)

  1. That link takes you to a story that doesn't include that quote.

    by flobbygoat February 12th at 3:15PM
  2. Current defininition of 'better educated: adrenaline junkies who have to win for the moment no matter the ultimate outcome.

    by NVLIBRARYSTAFF February 12th at 2:31PM
  3. "Where they're just chock full of dumb white people." Hilarious, and actually the exact message the HRC people have been putting out with their increasingly narrow definition of States the Count.

    by heinrichschitten February 12th at 1:47PM

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