Comments on: Today, We Celebrate Our Love For Them

By: NVLIBRARYSTAFF

NVLIBRARYSTAFF — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:24:23 +0000

On a strictly physical note, Barack is about as utt-ugly a guy I've seen running for office in quite awhile. From a mature woman's point of view—he could stand to put on a few LBJ's.

By: xGoblin013x

xGoblin013x — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:31:13 +0000

Couldn't you just throw in some Edwards, Thompson, Guiliani, or Romney for posterity?

By: bearness

bearness — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:02:06 +0000

1. To John McCain I give a vintage ABBA record and sequined jumpsuit.
2. To Ron Paul I give a laminated wallet sized copy of the Constitution. You can never have too many.
3. To Barack Obama I give a highly polished mirror to better reflect his highly polished image.
4. To Mike Huckabee I give a copy of The Beatitudes to remind him of the things Jesus really believed in.
5. To Mike Gravel I raise my hands and block his Evil Eye.
6. To Hilary Clinton I give Mojo.