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It's Hillary Clinton's Right to Destroy the Democratic Party For as Long as She Likes

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Amidst repeated calls for her to drop out of the race, Hillary Clinton has been getting some unlikely support from some unlikely political friends asking her to stand tall, walk proud and keep her head high.

For example, can you guess the author behind this message to the former First Lady?

Don't listen to people when they tell you not to run anymore. That's just political bigotry. Listen to your own inner citizen First Amendment voice.

This is America. Just like every other citizen, you have a right to run. Whenever you like. For as long as you like. It's up to you, Hillary. Just tell them — It's democracy. Get used to it.

If you guessed Karl Rove, you're wrong. But it is somebody with equally genuine heartfelt concern over the increasingly divisive Democratic primary.

Here's a hint: His name rhymes with Nalph Rader.

Or how about this endorsement, that I'm sure does just as much to soothe Senator Clinton's aching, wearied heart…

"My attitude is that Senator Clinton can run as long as she wants. Her name is on the ballot. She is a fierce and formidable opponent and she obviously believes she would make the best nominee and the best president."

If you guessed Barack Obama, you're wrong again.

Oh, wait… No. You're right.

  1. I, for one, hope that Hillary stays in the race. The entertainment value is worth it alone. The implosion of the democrat party is a nice side benefit.

    by HappyCynic April 3rd at 12:10PM
  2. She'll run until her legs are wore off at the hip flopping over and saying I did'nt lie I just misspoke. an Obama will still have chosen Rev. Wright as his running mate.While all the while McCain is in office creating more of a fricking mess for this country to get out of.

    by andriod March 31st at 8:30PM

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