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March 31 at 3:46PM

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POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Looks like Barack Obama — or at least someone similarly as mean-spirited — is taking some time away from his hectic schedule of making America safer for late-night-calling terrorists to have a little April Fools fun on his naive supporters at the University of Pennsylvania…

Easter eggs, each containing two tickets to a supposed speech in Irvine, were found as early as last night on Locust Walk. The tickets say the event is presented by a group called Penn for Change and will take place in Irvine at 6 p.m. They also state that the event will include opening remarks from New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, an Obama supporter…

Only problem is: There is no Obama speech scheduled…

But reports of an Obama speech at Irvine are merely a hoax. The group Penn for Change does not exist, and university officials said they had no knowledge of the event. A representative from the Perelman Quad Office said there were no political events booked at Irvine Tuesday. University spokeswoman Lori Doyle said "the university hasn't heard anything about it."

Given the zero facts we know about this case, we can only conclude that blame for this despicable prank lies squarely on the shoulders of the man who has the most lose from this: Barack Obama.

I suppose the real April fools are anybody who thought that Senator Obama actually cared about their feelings.

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