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April 2 at 2:04PM

Bill Clinton Smash Puny Superdelegates

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

According to some reports, Bill Clinton had another one of his freak-the-fuck-out moments while meeting with California superdelgates last weekend…

…before his speech Clinton had one of his famous meltdowns Sunday, blasting away at former presidential contender Bill Richardson for having endorsed Obama, the media and the entire nomination process.

"It was one of the worst political meetings I have ever attended," one superdelegate said.

And that's really saying something. As a California superdelegate, so he or she has almost certainly met with Arnold Schwarzenegger. And that's always awkward.

"Five times to my face (Richardson) said that he would never do that," a red-faced, finger-pointing Clinton erupted.

The former president then went on a tirade that ran from the media's unfair treatment of Hillary to questions about the fairness of the votes in state caucuses that voted for Obama. It ended with him asking delegates to imagine what the reaction would be if Obama was trailing by just 1 percent and people were telling him to drop out…

When he finally wound down, Bill was asked what message he wanted the delegates to take away from the meeting.

The answer, obviously: Make my wife president, or I will eat your face.

But, to be fair, a lot of Bill Clinton's messages end with "I will eat your face."

  1. Is the title a reference to Grimlock of the Dinobots?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimlock

    by anonvoter April 2nd at 4:33PM
  2. wow cool

    by Edd April 2nd at 2:06PM

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