Quick, name a two-syllable word that contains the letters e, r and o and often follows war in a sentence.

If you said hero, congratulations! You've won a PR position in the McCain campaign.

If you said monger, I'm sorry. You'll have to go on CNN and face the wrath of America…

An uproar ensued over the weekend after liberal radio host Ed Schultz called McCain a "warmonger" at a fundraising dinner. Although Obama was not in the room when Schultz said that, he later addressed the same conference.

Nevertheless McCain has asked for Obama to "condemn such language."

Man, those liberal radio hosts are on a noun-filled path of destruction, aren't they? First it was wh*re, now it's w*rmonger.

Just imagine what kind of havoc these people could wreak if they ever discover adjectives.