Legendary Monty Python genius John Cleese has offered his speechwriting services to Barack Obama if he gets the Democratic nomination. We'd like to say right out that we love this idea. With Cleese behind him, Obama would be unstoppable.

First, a quick edit to Obama's campaign slogan:

Then, a certain win in Florida:

He'll certainly make an impression arriving at his press conferences:

And people worried about Obama's lack of foreign policy experience would finally be able to rest easy: