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April 10 at 4:35PM

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POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Remember last week when that whore Randi Rhodes of Air America got in all kinds of whore trouble for calling those whores Hillary Clinton and Geraldine Ferraro whores?

Turns out Rhodes could have kept whoring around at Air America if only she'd made a whorific apology to those whores, but it looks like she'd rather just quit that whore-mongering radio station full of whores

A [whore] at Air America, who asked to remain anonymous, said, "Many [whores] screw up and then apologize and move on. Like [whore] Imus. Like [whore] David Shuster. Like [whore] Jay Rockefeller on [whore] McCain. Like [whore] Obama on [whore] Rezko. Like [whore] Hillary on [country full of whores] Bosnia. Randi Rhodes [that whore] refused to apologize for her obscene [whortastic] comments and has chosen instead to terminate her [whoring] relationship with [whore station] Air America."

The [whore] also said that there is no [whore] love lost between Rhodes and her colleagues at the network. "No one is upset. She made the move but there's relief and [beautiful, whorish] joy."

It's still unknown which whore Air America will get to replace Rhodes for her time slot or whether three-hours of radio silence will diminish or improve the station's ratings.

Or if anyone will even notice.

  1. Good for her, she's already gotten another gig. If she'd said "sorry" no matter how groveling an apology, she'd be on unemployment.

    by CC April 12th at 4:15AM
  2. I've been referring to Clinton as "Whorellary" for a long time.

    by Whorellary08 April 11th at 1:01PM
  3. Boy, you are just too, too funny! Even your blog name is so creative and too, too funny!

    by Ron Prochaska April 11th at 12:42PM
  4. Whew!

    by obamagramma April 10th at 10:47PM

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