April 15 at 11:55AM
Jon Stewart: Barack Obama Makes Elitism the New Liberalism
Jon takes a crack at the fallout of Barack's recent comments about Western Pennsylvanians:
Is elitism a problem for you? It's not like Americans have ever held a superiority complex.
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You mean to tell me that all you have to do is think about him and he comes to you? There may be a reason why you call him Your Jon!
He tried to put up a bit of a fight this morning but it didn't work. He ccouldn't resist me. And why would he? I'm a gentle puddy kat, my swats are about as dangerous as a declawed house cat.
Come to think of it, when I woke this morning the TV was on and My Stephen was on. Another nice way to wake in the morning, to the sound of his voice.
If you meet someone that you actually might be able to have a relationship with there might be a reason for them to get jealous!
I know the both of us have been making ourselves available to the general male populous for some time. And there is a reason why we have attached ourselves to Your Jon and My Stephen. We get treated with more respect and dignity from our "little fantasies" than any other man out there. I've seen what is out there and it is downright scary. I am going to stick to a gentleman like My Stephen.
Yeah, My Jon and I have an odd relationship. But it isn't as odd as what is actually out there. My Jon actually exists! I can see him! I can hear him! And when the lights are low…… well. I can watch him every night on TV! And he makes my girlie bits tingle. There is no other man on earth that has all of those advantages. And I really, really like him!
Sure beats taking a chance with some weirdo that might be some overly obsessed maniac that "might" like you and turns into a lurker, watches your every move because he doesn't have the ability to actually tell you that he likes you.
You mean Honesty in a Relationship? Because you are scared of being taken advantage of your social status? Ummm……Kinda twisted when it is the lurker that has the social advantage and won't say anything. I rather keep the relationship I have with My Jon until a freak like that can figure out that if I don't know about him, I don't care.
Did you say Honesty in a Relationship? If he has so much to protect and has trust issues it might be best that he be left alone. As always My Stephen will be a gentleman. I am content to watch him and admire him for being a straightforward upfront type of man with confidance and stability.
One young lady's take on 'elite': http://mypresidentpalin.com/2008/09/23/the-best/