April 23 at 10:35AM
John McCain is Older Than Plutonium
He's also older than McDonald's, FM Radio, the Golden Gate Bridge and Indonesia.
To be fair, I'd rather have John McCain as president for four years than have to eat at McDonald's for four days.
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Honestly, John McCain's candidacy is such a freaking joke.
The Repubs only let him run, because they had no one else stupid enough to suicide their career on the off chance the GOP could take it this year. Even they don't like him. Witness the N.C. Republican party "blowing him off" about what ads they can run.
The guys lies more inanely and stupidly than any politician in the world..I mean in the world. This is because he is actually stupid. He graduated 894th out of a class of 899 students. He only got into the Naval Academy because both his father AND grandfather were Naval ADMIRALS.
Examples of retarded lies include, but are not limited to:
The economy is doing GREAT!!! No seriously, it's all good. I'm gonna start a war on poverty, and we'll win it too! Just like Iraq!
We're WINNING in Iraq because we're there, and we can leave as soon as we're winning, but we can't leave BECAUSE WE'RE WINNING! Who was we were fighting again??
He gave a speech on how great free trade is IN FRONT OF A CLOSED FACTORY.
His entire campaign is run (literally) by lobbyists almost EXCLUSIVELY.
He has missed 57% of his votes in the Senate making him the MOST USELESS SENATOR, possibly ever.
* note..I think one Senator had a brain tumor or something and actually missed all his votes for a year, but jeez at least he had an excuse.
He's GLAD to have the endorsement of Haggee!??! The guy who blamed Katrina on God being mad at New Orleans. The guy who refered to the Catholic Church as "the great WHORE". Um, and you thought Reverend Wright had issues?? I have to say I really don't see McCain capturing the Catholic vote at this point. Um, or the New Orleans vote.
He just voted against an equal pay for women bill…IN AN ELECTION YEAR. DUH! There goes the female vote, unless maybe you're old enough to think he's cute which means you're old enough to be retired so I don't suppose it matters.
Or, well, the rational thinking human vote.
Yeah, he may be old. However he has more time in a POW camp than Obama has in the senate. Just a thought.
Typical (once a month) eat out for family of 9 in the 1960's:
16 hamburgers
One pound bag of fries
1 fishburger
Cost: under ten bucks.