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April 23 at 9:20AM

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POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

You know what? Last night, there wasn't only a Democratic primary in Pennsylvania. Sure, the liberal communist Muslim terrorists would like you to believe that, but, oh no. There was a Republican primary, too.

Well, to be fair, it wasn't much of a primary. I mean, the Republicans have already chosen John McCain as their candidate. But that doesn't mean that Democracy should be ignored. Just because it's mathematically impossible for a candidate to win doesn't mean that he can't win.

Stop using logic. And start thinking like Ron Paul

…Texas Rep. Ron Paul's revolutionaries continue to plug away. With 45% of Pennsylvania's 9,268 precincts reporting, Paul has captured 15% of the vote. He's easily beating former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who has only 12%.

You see that? Ron Paul — who is still officially a candidiate — might be a loser, but he's beating that other loser — the fat Jesus guy, the one who admitted he lost and dropped out — by three whole percentage points.

The Ron Paul Revolution is still going just as strong as it ever was!

  1. I like it when she wears that striped brown shirt. The one she always wears on Friday.

    by Drew May 9th at 8:01AM
  2. I am soooo going to tell your girlfriend that you have a crush on your teacher!

    by Kathie May 9th at 8:03AM
  3. Go ahead, she knows already. Fuck, I'm a guy. A guy has got to look, right?

    by Drew May 9th at 8:05AM
  4. Aha! Her knockers are knocking you straight on your ass! Men! Sheesh.

    by Tillie May 9th at 8:08AM
  5. Is that the class bell I hear? Gotta run you guys, I still gotta go to my locker and get my books. Pass notes in between class, as per usual?

    by Amber May 9th at 8:09AM
  6. Yeah, me too. Sure thing. I have a feeling this conversation isn't over. Buh bye!

    by Jamie May 9th at 8:10AM
  7. Kisses Dahling, and did I mention. I love the way you did your hair today.

    by Kathie May 9th at 8:12AM
  8. Ron Paul is continuing to run to spread his message and I thank him for doing that. I will continue to support Ron Paul!

    by Brad Weir May 11th at 7:42AM
  9. What's all this high school talk about?? ' the hell's wrong with you people? …damn trolls.
    Anyways,
    My vote goes to Ron Paul, the only logical thinker out there. Regardless we all know the 2000 and 2004 elections were rigged. What makes you think this next one is not? lol.
    McCain is gonna win, its all a game, this is no longer a democracy. Welcome to the Corporate Fascism of America.
    We all know McCain will win, regardless of his bad reputation. The question is, are the American people ready to take to the streets, protest and fight for democracy back? Will you people wake up when you see McCain winning?
    Besides, whats with the NSPD-51 and H.R.1955? These laws are already active, we already practically live in a fascist nation. I smell something funky coming from Bush and his "secret laws" some time around elections…
    I wouldn't be surprised if the government engraves FEAR on the people once more (2nd Sept. 11th?) in order to put into actions the laws that already took our rights.

    by Marc May 15th at 1:37PM
  10. These are the things we need to be talking about. Besides, TV being a circus, (except comedy central and a few others…) the internet is our last freedom, we must use it to unite, organize and take freedom back from the hands of the wrong people.
    They are trying to take our internet freedoms away too, some companies have been pushing on net neutrality. Fortunately, they have not succeeded and it is something we must all be willing to defend.
    "Wake up and smell the Fascism"

    by Marc May 16th at 2:06AM
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