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April 23 at 9:20AM

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POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

You know what? Last night, there wasn't only a Democratic primary in Pennsylvania. Sure, the liberal communist Muslim terrorists would like you to believe that, but, oh no. There was a Republican primary, too.

Well, to be fair, it wasn't much of a primary. I mean, the Republicans have already chosen John McCain as their candidate. But that doesn't mean that Democracy should be ignored. Just because it's mathematically impossible for a candidate to win doesn't mean that he can't win.

Stop using logic. And start thinking like Ron Paul

…Texas Rep. Ron Paul's revolutionaries continue to plug away. With 45% of Pennsylvania's 9,268 precincts reporting, Paul has captured 15% of the vote. He's easily beating former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who has only 12%.

You see that? Ron Paul — who is still officially a candidiate — might be a loser, but he's beating that other loser — the fat Jesus guy, the one who admitted he lost and dropped out — by three whole percentage points.

The Ron Paul Revolution is still going just as strong as it ever was!

  1. There are so many more Ron Paul supporters out there than the news stations believe. McCain has NOT WON THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION. Did everyone forget that there has to be a NATIONAL CONVENTION to decide who gets to be the Republican Presidential Candidate? There hasn't been one yet, therefore, McCain has not won. Ron Paul will win, just like he did in Texas. Maybe if the media would report on him once in a while, more people would know about him.

    by Kelsie May 9th at 1:48AM
  2. give them some money, first.

    by DrSanity May 9th at 1:51AM
  3. Give who some money?

    by Kelsie May 9th at 2:35AM
  4. Ron Paul is a great American. I'm proud my country has people like him.

    by obamagramma May 9th at 4:18AM
  5. Like, when I was in High School, and I didn't like this Bitch, I got her to fight with her best friend. It was awesome! And when I went out to sneak a cigarette, I saw them fighting. It was so cool. I just laughed. OK, so later they made up and stuffed me in the locker but that is OK. I dumped an empty pack of birth control pills in her locker and everyone thought she was doing it.

    by Amber May 9th at 6:34AM
  6. Fuck Bitch, you are so nasty. I had a crush on her. And I stopped liking her because I thought she liked some older dude from the other School. I saw her wearing his jacket. That does mean something you know.

    by Drew May 9th at 6:40AM
  7. Yeah well, you know. (shrug)

    by Amber May 9th at 6:42AM
  8. OMG! OMGFG! I heard the reason that she had to go on birth control was because she had to get an abortion.

    by Kathie May 9th at 6:46AM
  9. Yeah, so. What is the big deal about that? It happens you know. I knew this girl at the other school that did too. She didn't want to be a young single mom. Why the Fuck you you judging her anyway?

    by Jamie May 9th at 6:51AM
  10. Well Danni got pregnant and kept the baby. Last I heard she was on welfare and had to drop out of school.

    by Amber May 9th at 6:53AM
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