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April 24 at 1:17PM

Stephen Colbert One of TIME'S Top 5 Most Influential People

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

As Stephen Colbert pointed out last night, he's still eligible for Time's #1 Most Influential Person, but is still getting thwarted by Korean pop sensatio, Rain.

We thought this might be a nice time to check in with the presidential candidates to see how influential they really are. First up, non-candidates Mike Huckabee and Al Gore are actually leading the pack and are only slightly edged out by supermodel Heidi Klum and actor George Clooney.

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At #36 Barack Obama comes in a distant but respectable third to these two, but he still can't pull ahead of Wendy Kopp.

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John McCain has actually lost ground to the Cast of High School Musical, and is no more influential than former Russian president Putin. How's that going to help him in international affairs?

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And finally, Hillary Clinton isn't doing so well, coming in at… Well, I'll be polite and not say. She's behind someone I've never heard of though.

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  1. coblert you are the man. it will be raining gods tears if that korean pop star pretty boy defeats you.

    by jimi April 28th at 10:50PM
  2. Quite frankley, Rain can go suck Gore's balls. I mean, due to "polution"
    the "Rain" is contamenated.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    by Marko Sukovic April 28th at 11:19PM
  3. I can't wait for sun to win.

    by Marko Sukovic April 28th at 11:35PM
  4. After tonite's show, 4/28/08 Stephen Colbert gets my vote anytime. Stephen is much, much more the showman!

    by Elliot Anderson April 29th at 12:09AM
  5. Rain may be younger and a better singer and dancer, but is he as smart and as quick witted as one Stephen Colbert? I don't think so. I also think that if we pit the Colbert fangirls and fanboys against the Rain fangirls and fanboys…the Colbert fangirls/boys would kick some serious ass.

    by juju April 29th at 12:42AM
  6. Lick some ass is more like it. Stephen doesn't know what he is up against. Ping pong anyone?

    by Mr. Wong April 29th at 12:50AM
  7. Yeah for Stephen Colbert! I would do him!

    by Harmony April 29th at 1:41AM
  8. Rain has a sexy voice. *wink*

    by Yaleni May 2nd at 7:38PM
  9. yeah, he looks kind of gay, but hey, he's RAIN and that's sexy!

    by Yaleni May 2nd at 7:39PM
  10. Time can't be serious about this list…no wonder the world is collapsing around us!

    by mad maggie May 2nd at 8:44PM
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