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April 25 at 11:01AM

Take Hillary Clinton to/as Your Leader

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

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There's been a whole lot of talk over who white males are voting for. Who women are voting for. Who black men and women are voting for. Who young people are voting for. Who old people are voting for.

But not enough time is being devoted to a much more significant segment of American citizens: crazy UFO conspiracy theorist people

The X-Conference is a weekend-long symposium on exopolitics–or governmental, political or social issues relating to aliens and UFOs. Various heavyweights in the UFO community came to the event to speak about their work and to discuss a conspiracy to cover up encounters with the third kind.

"There is no more important research going on in the world," said Steve Bassett, executive producer of the event, at the conference on Sunday morning. Most of the 120 or so audience members nodded in agreement.

Yes… No more important research… I am nodding in agreement…

Grant Cameron, a lecturing UFO researcher, said that UFOs have long been an issue with presidential candidates. But he said that he no longer thinks that presidents have all the facts when it comes to extra terrestrial visits.

"There's a government inside a government," that controls this information, Cameron said.

But what Cameron isn't telling you is that there's a government inside that government. And inside that government is a tiny little green man pulling a bunch of levers.

And inside that little green man is another government.

Carmeron ended up endorsing Hillary Clinton on his web site, "Hillary is sympathetic to the issue," said Cameron, a Canadian who also works as a building facility manager at the University of Manitoba to pay the bills.

Cameron added that both Hillary and former president Bill Clinton met with UFO enthusiast Laurance Rockefeller to talk about extra terrestrials. And Cameron said that he has acquired documents through Freedom of Information Act requests that show that the former president investigated UFOs.

I was actually surprised by his endorsement. I thought that the mass of people nodding in agreement and holding out hope for vague and elusive things that are extremely unlikely to be based in reality would be Obama voters, somehow.

  1. FYI: for those who would like to know what is in fact unfolding, for starters go to: http://tinyurl.com/2o526u

    Looking forward to chatting up this issue with Jon soon.

    by Stephen Bassett May 16th at 4:45PM
  2. You make ass of me and u. Hilary lies and that's been proven. Is it really harder to believe that than there are aliens?

    by DrSanity April 27th at 10:09PM
  3. How many aliens actually work for the government in Canada, I wonder…

    by daringtexan April 27th at 11:48AM
  4. A couple of corrections to your piece.

    The statement that "There's a government inside the government, and I don't control it," was made by Bill Clinton in response to a UFO question from White House correspondent Sarah McClendon. Bill Clinton also said in a speach in Hong Hong in 2005 regarding UFOs, "I did attempt to find out if there were any secret government documents that revealed things. If there were, they were concealed from me too. And if there were, well I wouldn't be the first American president that underlings have lied to, or that career bureaucrats have waited out. But there may be some career person sitting around somewhere, hiding these dark secrets, even from elected presidents. But if so, they successfully eluded me…and I'm almost embarrassed to tell you I did (chuckling) try to find out."

    As to Obama voters, I am sure there were the same percentage in the room as in the general public. However, I made it very clear in my presentation that Obama has no interest in outer space, and that he avoided the UFO/life in outer space the two times he has been asked. The question I dealing with is which candidate is most likely to honestly deal with the question if pushed over the line to talk about it. That candidate is Hillary Clinton who denied nothing about her UFO role in the Clinton administration when confronted in Los Angeles in late January.

    As to the role of little green men – I will leave that up to you to prove.

    by Grant Cameron April 26th at 12:07PM
  5. He's a Canadian, not a Democrat. Who cares? Did he end the interview with "Beam me up, Scotty"?

    by mad maggie April 25th at 1:44PM

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