April 28 at 12:26PM
Caption Challenge: John McCain
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When I had that 3some with Bill and Hillary back in College this was my favorite move.
While pulling answers out of his ass Thursday, McCain was surprised to find a microphone that he had misplaced during his 2000 Presidential bid.
While pulling answers out of his ass Thursday, McCain was surprised to find Joe Lieberman's reading glasses and a microphone that he had misplaced during his 2000 Presidential bid.
Maestro John McCain conducts the orchestra as they play his campaign theme, "Still Crazy After All These Wars".
McCain was once again disappointed to discover that no matter how festive his tie, no one ever limbo-ed when prompted.
More and more McCain was falling asleep during his own speeches. Fortunately for the McCain camp, the audience never seemed to notice the difference.
mccain demonstrates the newest sex gadget – the vagiphone – a cross between a dildo and a microphone for recording the deeper sounds of intimacy.
"And stay down you goddamned idiot"
Now that I've remembered I'm a Christian, I'm blessing you all with my holy microphone.
Dang new fangled gadgets. How do I turn this thing on?