May 1 at 11:04AM
Breaking: Hillary Clinton Does Not Know How to Use Convenience Store Coffee Machine
Haha! This video — which I found through Matt Drudge's site — has comical music in it, signally that this must be a hilariously slapstick situation.
But, seriously, though: If Hillary Clinton can't easily work a coffee machine in a 7/11, how can we expect her to serve as chief executive of the country? (I'm smart at politics!)
So far, we know that Hillary Clinton can't make coffee, Barack Obama can't bowl and John McCain can't use his brain to remember things.
Ralph Nader, we need you now.
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I would much rather have a woman in the White House who can't make a coffee machine work. Neither can I for that matter, especially in a convenience store. I never could figure out those little picture directions because I can read words instead of pictures! It's really not to much of a luxury to sit in your car and go through the drive through to get a cup of coffee unless of course you have to walk (unless by choice) to the convenience store because then of course you are really on the lowest end of the totem pole and you can read the stupid picture directions! So what if she can't figure the stupid thing out!
On the otherhand, Obama hangs out with a minister for 20 years, he and his family choses to listen to this preacher WITHOUT denouncing him before the politics begin, decides to stay in the church with a racist and hater of America. He also hangs out with a the minister and Louis Farrakhan who heads the Nation of Islam who wants to wipe the USA off the face of the earth. These two guys endorse Obama. Obama promises "change." Are you getting the picture yet? NOW THAT WILL BE A REAL BIG CHANGE IF THE USA ISN'T EVEN ON THE WORLD MAP!!!
Then to top it off, all THREE OF THEM attend a party hosting none other than Saddam Hussein's former right hand man Auchi. AUCHI gives money to HIS OWN WIFE and she donates it to Obama's political fund.
You people are all morans. I'm voting for the one that can't successfully get the coffee machine to work! At least then I'll be rest assured that when I'm dead and gone there will be a United States still standing because Hillary can connect the dots and she comes with a "first husband" that may just go down in history as one of the Best American Presidents this country has ever had. Except for the fact that he coouldn't keep his zipper up not unlike some other GREAT American Presidents ESPECIALLY JOHN F. KENNEDY. Not one of them SOLD US OUT TO THE ENEMY, BLEW US UP, OR CAUSED A KATRINA CATRASTROPHE THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST MAN MADE DISASTER IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY with the underlying cause being the REPUBLICANS. The only good man left is Hillary.
As the saying goes NEVER SEND A BOY A TO DO A MAN'S JOB (send a women). She's the best man for the job!
Here's a tip, don't type more text in a responce than there was in the blog itself. Especially one about a fucking coffee machine….seriously people.
Hey catpaw… Can you get me a cup of coffee? Just make sure you hold the man hating. And they say Obama's folks are drinking the Kool Aid. Well, I guess we know they're not drinking coffee.
If I could, I would vote for Hillary. Just because. Or is that not an option? Do I have to judge her on her ability to figure out that the Orange Handled one is Decaf?
Somebody thinks Hilary has balls.
Hillary is just proving that she is not an elitist, but a common person who has common problems. You should see her try and open a 'Slim Jim'.
Of course she is having trouble getting a cup of coffee, that's the condom machine.
A condom machine? What? Bill's weekly test results haven't cum back yet?
Hey, InDecider, did you catch the CNN spoof this morning of Hillary's 3 a.m. telephone call using her problem operating a coffee machine. It was HILARIOUS!
catpaw just called everyone here a "moran." I'd be offended if I knew what a "moran" was.
I think this whole coffee thing is pretty harsh really. Hillary is clearly in command of this coffee machine situation, she had the cup right end up and UNDER the dispenser… clearly showing a working knowledge of gravity. Besides, those machines have like 5 buttons.