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May 1 at 11:04AM

Breaking: Hillary Clinton Does Not Know How to Use Convenience Store Coffee Machine

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Haha! This video — which I found through Matt Drudge's site — has comical music in it, signally that this must be a hilariously slapstick situation.

But, seriously, though: If Hillary Clinton can't easily work a coffee machine in a 7/11, how can we expect her to serve as chief executive of the country? (I'm smart at politics!)

So far, we know that Hillary Clinton can't make coffee, Barack Obama can't bowl and John McCain can't use his brain to remember things.

Ralph Nader, we need you now.

  1. I don't think that they have coffee machines in the White House…But they do have phones that ring at three in the morning. She can answer the phone in the middle of the night while an aide brings her coffee! How's that work? But what do I really know…I'm a Hillary supporter!

    by mad maggie May 1st at 11:23AM
  2. Perhaps it was 3 am…now we KNOW she won't be able to clearly answer that call…

    by daringtexan May 1st at 11:42AM
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