May 1 at 11:04AM
Breaking: Hillary Clinton Does Not Know How to Use Convenience Store Coffee Machine
Haha! This video — which I found through Matt Drudge's site — has comical music in it, signally that this must be a hilariously slapstick situation.
But, seriously, though: If Hillary Clinton can't easily work a coffee machine in a 7/11, how can we expect her to serve as chief executive of the country? (I'm smart at politics!)
So far, we know that Hillary Clinton can't make coffee, Barack Obama can't bowl and John McCain can't use his brain to remember things.
Ralph Nader, we need you now.
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God, you have to love a country where getting a cup of coffee is newsworthy. Did anyone else notice she used a Styrofoam cup. I bet she didn’t even recycle.
A month later, Hillary recounts her coffee story to the press.."The convenience store was under heavy mortar fire as I bravely dashed in for a beverage. While I attempted to coax coffee from the reluctant and obviously foreign machine, I was electrocuted and forced into a hostage negotiation situation with some twinkies. When I was finally able to peace talk some coffee into my recyclable cup, there was no available creamer and I was forced to drink very strong, black coffee in a parking lot with no absolutely no landscaping. I clearly have more experience in buying snacks under difficult conditions than Mr. Obama."
this woman want to be pres??? she cant figure out how to get a cup of coffee or keep a husband from cheating on her, she is a joke
She will hire million dollar consultants for that technical stuff.
(I say this, but I would never drink that swill, so I have no idea how to work those machines).
Hillary needs Rev. Wright's Power of Persuasion to do an exorcism on that bad boy coffeemaker. Kept Obama coming back for 20 years– and you KNOW it weren't the donuts.
Clinton is human when it comes to gadget/coffee/machine mastery – so what? She does always seem to get the job done, however. She displays self-reliance, motivates original thinking and manages divergent positions towards creative consensus. Hillary has a "chutzpah" honed horse sence combined with enough intelligent charm and steely determination to get the job done.
Yeah, we shouldn't be talking about Rev. Wright because there are more important issues like economy, gas prices, etc…but this crap is still acceptable commentary about Hill. Oh, and lets not forget the genius who still managed to work in Bill's infidelity. I can really see how her husband cheating will make her a bad president. Obama whines about staying on the issues but she's supposed to shut up and take it. I am soooooooo over this whole election.
Hey, Justpick:
Here's my reason for disliking Hillary and it has nothing to do with her hubbie's exploits. She lies. Hillary Clinton is a liar. Rev Wright is a life raft for you Hillocrats. How about this: I promise not to blame Hillary because her husband finds her repulsive if you promise not to blame Obama for words that came out of someone elses mouth.
To Cam Canuck-
Oh yeah? Then how come she can't manage it, with that "35 year experience" in politics? She ought to be expert in in getting coffee for herself. she must be making those Secret Service agents step and fetch it for her.
I would definitely be happy to get the coffee for Hillary.