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May 1 at 12:33PM

Cindy McCain's "Choose Your Own Adventure" Memoir Coming Soon

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

The market for books may be dwindling, but Cindy McCain is making plans to publish her memoir in September 2008…

For the first time, Cindy McCain will write about her views and feelings concerning family and years of service; her meeting, courtship, and marriage to John McCain; life as a military mom in a family with a legacy of service; her experiences on the campaign trail; and looking ahead, after the election.

This is going to be awesome, especially that last part! If war hero John McCain wins in November, readers will be asked to turn to page 287. If war hero John McCain loses in November, skip over to page 294.

And if war hero John McCain has already launched World War III, readers should proceed immediately to the fallout shelter on page 310, where there will be instructions for survival.

  1. Courtship?! She's an adulteress. What a fake.

    by daringtexan May 1st at 7:56PM
  2. WWIII… page 310…fallout shelter…Great stuff! But unfortunately, I feel you have just laid out our destiny if this war-mongrel gets elected!!!

    by mad maggie May 1st at 6:45PM
  3. Candy is a sweet lady – best wishes to her.

    by obamagramma May 1st at 5:00PM
  4. Serenity,
    Are you really into pop-ups? Do you like it when you throw on a robe and slippers and drudge ALL the way out to the mailbox only to find nothing but a pizza coupons and 2 credit card offers? Are you really happy that the pair or hanes you ordered online 2 months ago comes with 12 daily emails to your outlook inbox? I hate unsolicited ad mongering.

    People are attempting discourse here. To throw a plug in for something without bothering to comment – in an area clearly marked “comments” is lame. I will have harsh words for people who choose to force me to read their ads. Ignoring the issue will not make stop it, either. I ignored my mother for years, and she STILL calls me. I have the right to hate on whomever I choose. Today I choose Zack. Don't be such a hippie!

    by coolhandfluke May 1st at 4:52PM
  5. For Curiosity sakes I did try both of the websites posted below. As my Mother use to say, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" Which means I would recommend that we all put Zack on Ignore.

    by Serenity May 1st at 3:59PM
  6. visit http://www.zack-sucks-because-he-won't-stop-advertising-using-inappropriate-venues.org

    by coolhandfluke May 1st at 3:48PM
  7. this woman scares the hell out of me.

    by rueblog May 1st at 3:12PM
  8. Does anyone else suspect that she might be part of the Borg collective? …

    by Carlos the Dwarf May 1st at 1:57PM

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