Clinton-Associated Group Responsible for Stupid Bullshit
Goddamnit. I was hoping that this would go away, and that I'd never have to mention it on the blog because it depresses me. But that doesn't appear to be the case.
It looks like a group called "Women's Voice, Women Vote" — which has been actively trying to register single women as voters (I wonder which candidate that would benefit) — is responsible for a bunch of mis-informative and confusing robo-calls in North Carolina that may or may not be designed to suppress the African-American vote before the primaries on Tuesday.
Yeah, and it looks like they may have ties to the Clinton campaign…
…the group has documented ties to the Clinton campaign — including a shared "voter outreach" firm, as well as overlap in their leadership: Maggie Williams (HRC campaign manager) was on WVWV's executive committee, and FoB John Podesta is on the board of directors.
First of all — even if this is a genuine case of voter fraud (and that's still out with the jury) — there's no way in the world that either Hillary Clinton or anyone on her campaign staff is responsible for this. That would be the stupidest move ever. For reasons that are more than obvious.
But, what does suck is that there are people out there who are stupid enough to do these things on their own, without considering how much shit it'll smear all over their candidate of choice when their stupid little plans inevitably come to light.
Can we please all agree to declare a moratorium on retardedness?
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Well the first screwup for Clinton's campaign that backfired was that one state's DNC chairperson-Ohio, I think. It just follows that some group would try the same thing later. I'm sure a flabbergasted Hillary will still keep the votes when they're counted.
Why of course barristers practice in Florida. We do not practice in sarcasm or hyperbole; all is serious.
The impetus for the original post concerning Senator Clinton's "testicular fortitude" came from a recent endorsement she received from a SUPERDELEGATE YOU IMBECILE. Point in fact: her response to the introduction by the Superdelegate this week was actually quite witty. If you don't think Hilllary subscribes to Rove-like politics to win (which frankly I admire to an extent), then you don't know your ass from your bushy pie hole.
Since all candidates appeared on fucking WWE Monday Night Raw (which is real), then obviously you cannot comprehend the sheer economic brilliance of the 3-Way Steel Cage, Barbed Wire, DeathMatch on Pay Per View in one month. Barack. Hillary. McCain. Loser leave town, winner takes Bush's belt. Can your feeble mind grasp the concept of how much money this will bring our country globally? Far more than the incredulous "Gas Holiday." Jumpin' Jihad! Get it through your skull. This is serious, and two candidates must die. You want to fix this "recession?" Ring the God damned bell. Ding(bat)!
Again, to quote Former Governor Jessy Ventura (a political aid of Hillary), "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat Mean Gene."
Already, Trump, McMahon, Don King, and Mary Poppins have agreed to promote the fight. The revenues it will gross will eliminate the deficit (and how about this) bring us back to a surplus just like we had in the 90's. This idea is Clintonian and ironic (look up this word and I humbly apologize for thinking too much).
The place: Mile High Stadium in Colorado. The time: the unconventional convention. A blood feud and war to settle the score. Woooooooooooooo.
Bill can come in with the White House chairs he and his staffers stole before leaving the pad to Bush. Watch Hillary use her finishing move on McCain: The Ball Breaker. Then see Obama slingshot Hillary off the ropes for the finale into a heaping pile of American Flag Pins before inserting her into Rev. Wright's asshole.
Obama wins the belt, Wright gets a proctological exam, and McCain becomes a transsexual in drag. Clinton gets a mug full of shit (which she richly deserves — check out the title of the article)/ MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. Economy fixed. This will be bigger than ever.
So, take Adam Smith's invisible hand and use it for masturbation.
Lastly, if you don't think Hillary plays hardball, which is tame by comparison to other elections, really, get out of the kitchen. And remember this: You came from my rib bitch.
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P.F. The reason her candidacy is so appealing is BECAUSE (SHE'S SO HEAVY).
Not to worry, Hillary has a solution, though it probably won't involve a headlock, since there's so little to work with.
Her hubbie likes headlots.
Bill is gay? You certainly have a rich fantasy life.
"Hillary has a solution." Bill gay? I like your style Hilocrat, however, I must respectfully dissent.
May it please the C…ourt,
The head President Clinton likes was given by Monica in the Oral Office. The "solution" was plastic wrapped on a particular dress you might remember.
I've met Hillary. I worked in Congress during the 103rd session and was there for it all. And let me tell you something, you're no Hillary and are utterly clueless when it comes to defending her. You haven't the foggiest notion as to how she runs things from an objective standpoint. Further, I happen to respect the hell out of her and Bill (who I had the pleasure of meeting in the 90's as well). I'm also not a hypocrite (yes I am).
Let me help you with your defense of Hillary, argue in the alternative, and elucidate responses to inane attacks on President Clinton and herself.
For decades she has fought for the African-American rights. For Pete's sake, President Clinton moved his office into Harlem. She Senator Clinton is breaking the glass ceiling as is her opponent, Senator Obama. (Why is there a red line under Obama at this point when his name is written? He is most definitely a word now at a minimum. I have added him to the dictionary and wonder if the red line express will cease).
She has been thoroughly vetted whereas Obama is a dynamic speaker yet still is an unknown empty suit to an extent. As a Clinton supporter, admit as much. Further, praise and embrace such (Clinton's failures in the early primaries) Obama has created a movement. Yet, for irrational reasons, people loathe Hillary. For decades she has fought against corruption
This article pins "bullshit" on Hillary from this womens advocacy group. Where's the evidence? It is weak and circumstantial at best. Additionally, bottom line, whether "bullshit" or not, she clearly has the best chance of beating McCain. This is not to say Senator Obama is a horrific candidate. In fact, to use Obama's words, she cannot be held fully responsible for what others do in her defense. She has more experience in military matters than Obama could ever "hope" for. She's been a punching bag for years all because she wants universal health care. Wow, what a mean spirited contention that is. That should be the argument.
Alternatively and objectively, it is delusional to think, if you study Clintoinian politics, she is a tough, tough, fighter. As such, low blows from proxies is a hallmark of any "good" politician. She sat on the Rev. Wright issue for some time and waited too long to play that card. She failed to engage him in the early primaries and cried about the caucus process and tried to change the rules after the game.
If you want to blame anyone, talk to Gov. Dean. You're from Michigan, I'm from Florida. For the first time ever, I did not vote. Why? The DNC said my vote wouldn't be counted. Considering I toiled for gore counting ballots in 2000 here, don't you understand how furious we are? Perhaps I would have voted for Clinton. Maybe Obama. There was no campaign here and in your state, Senator Obama wasn't even on the ticket.
I lost a lot of faith in Senator Clinton when she pledged the votes would not count and the day after Florida voted she said it ought count. As well as Michigan. This pure disingenuous commentary by her was a real turn off for me. I keep an open mind despite that. How do you defend her breaking her pledge? Do you ignore the reality proxies (some intentional, some not) try to "Swift Boat" Obama? Don't you realize she is the personification of politics straight out of "The Ancient Art Of War?" Further, that line of politics might be the current way to go (although Obama's talk of unity and his nuanced discussion of race relations is probably the realization of the King Dream).
Barack is kind of like the Mozart here and we have Clinton as the Salieri.
Sadly, this is not good for the democratic ticket. And guess what, the screecher from VT is running the show.
This is why I've suggested a wrestling match. A most logical resolution.
Have a nice day.
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Clinton for me is more like Strauss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnRT4KNImdg
I must say, you made a lot more sense in that last blog. Thanks for sharing.
This whole election is like a Symphony. Forget the wrestling match that will one allow from ONE real awesome PPV, each one of them can be a movement with the American reaction being the fourth. Write that one and then compare it to all the other "Symphonies" that have been performed every 4 years. Ask yourself, is this really an Original situation? If it isn't than we should know what the outcome will be.
Grab your tin foil hat and chew on that one for awhile.
Hold Me Tight! Symphony! Music to my ears.
Interestingly enough, I had the film "Across The Universe" piling up dust on my desk for over a month now. To those who doubt how relevant their music is today, I encourage everyone (Beatles fan or not) to watch this majestic and beautiful tapestry of Americana. The irony of my late viewing cuts through my blog like a machete through brush.
For Hilo, I Have Hold Me Tight: Loving Advice For Senator Clinton. And this time, it is just that. All you need is love. Even if one must wrestle to grasp that concept.
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Enjoy, and even if you don't like all the articles, the music is undeniably the best. Don't you know it's gonna be…. alright. No one jump ship. No matter what.
Thus Spake Zarathustra