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May 1 at 2:09PM

Nelson Mandela Will Terrorize Us With His Weapons of Moral Dignity

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

This makes me feel so much safer

Nobel Peace Prize winner and international symbol of freedom Nelson Mandela is flagged on U.S. terrorist watch lists and needs special permission to visit the USA

The requirement applies to former South African leader Mandela and other members of South Africa's governing African National Congress (ANC), the once-banned anti-Apartheid organization. In the 1970s and '80s, the ANC was officially designated a terrorist group by the country's ruling white minority. Other countries, including the United States, followed suit.

I don't see what the big deal is. We can't have freedom-mongers like Nelson Mandela coming into our country and infecting our citizens with senses of decency and moral outrage.

After all, we need to fight freedom over there so we don't have to fight it over here.

  1. Nelson Mandela=the only terrorist to follow us home.

    by daringtexan May 1st at 7:59PM
  2. The one thing this democracy doesn't need is freedom-mongering & non-violence-mongering hope-ists.

    by obamagramma May 1st at 6:53PM
  3. Zack. You Suck. Your like a pop up screen on my ass with this blog posting. Stop it.

    by rueblog May 1st at 3:44PM
  4. If Osama did that I think GWB might actually show up at a dinner party on time.

    by Serenity May 1st at 3:43PM
  5. You know, Mandela was a terrorist.

    If Osama becomes a Middle Eat humanitarian, launches true democratic processes and gains a reputation for peace, will the US let him in?

    What happens with Gerry Adams?

    by Jamie Phillips May 1st at 3:27PM
  6. Mandela hates us for our …. Oh, right.

    by bearness May 1st at 2:47PM

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