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May 7 at 6:24PM

The Obama Prophesy is About to Be Fulfilled

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

According to the Obama campaign, we might not need to wait until mid-June for this tiresome, agonizing, increasingly-difficult-to-parody Democratic primary to end

Mark the date: May 20. That night, Sen. Barack Obama's presidential campaign is planning to declare victory. At his campaign headquarters here, the number crunchers figure — with pretty solid justification — that, on that date, after the returns come in from the Oregon Democratic primary, their man will have won an outright majority of the pledged delegates to the 2008 convention in Denver.

"The die is cast," campaign manager David Plouffe told [Howard Fineman] after the early returns came in Tuesday night…

Yes, the die is cast. The moon and planets are in alignment. The spirits of the underworld are preparing to rise up and consume the living while Barack Obama begins his 1,000 score reign of Democratic nomination. Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ha.

According to Plouffe's math, Sen. Hillary Clinton still could win big in West Virginia and Kentucky. But even with those victories, Obama pickups in those states, plus a likely big win in Oregon, would be enough to reach the magic number: 1,627, a clear majority of the pledged delegates.

At that point, his strategists say, Obama will be able to turn to uncommitted superdelegates and say: "I've done my part."

Yes, Obama's die will have been cast.

  1. i'd Vote for Hillary over Obama, and i wont vote for Hillary. the young people need to do research that doesnt involve CNN because they dont know their asshole from their elbow

    by Todd May 8th at 2:42AM
  2. Well put Deb Rose and thanks for the corrections, but the left is in denial about their favorite candidate. Few see the magnitude of the Wright issue and conflicting stories of Barak's upbringing. Few see Obama for who he is: a slick politician and shepherd(not in biblical context) of mindless sheep. His message of change reminds me of someone trying to run for elementary student body president, "Vote for me, and there will be fruit punch in the water fountain."

    by Concerned Citizen May 8th at 3:01AM
  3. Hillary "but can't you see he's BLACK!" Clinton

    by obamagramma May 8th at 5:34AM
  4. Hillary "I've proved I'm a rabid dog so much you'll need a tranq. gun to get me to leave gracefully… or just leave" Clinton

    by obamagramma May 8th at 5:35AM
  5. Hillary "I'm in it until you start asking yourselves ~ is it me? am I crazy?" Clinton

    by obamagramma May 8th at 5:37AM
  6. McGovern: Old Yeller.. um, I mean Hillary… I'm sorry to have to do this…

    by obamagramma May 8th at 5:38AM
  7. Hillary: I won't leave without a golden parachute.
    Barack: Who said anything about a parachute?

    by obamagramma May 8th at 5:42AM
  8. Obama has not done a single thing that tells us he would be a good president. In fact, I am terrified by the baseless adulation and ferver over him, with absolutely not cause. He makes nice, rousing speeches, but so did Hitler.
    Since when do we elect a president based upon a popularity contest?
    I thought 2000 was bad when Bush was elected by ONE vote in the Supreme Court. This time we have talk show host "Oprah" picking our president?
    I cannot vote for Obama, so still praying that Hillary can pull off this nomination. If not, there will be many people staying home on voting day, myself included. I sincerely hope the DNC pays attention to all of us that cannot in all good conscience vote for either nominated candidate, if Obama wins it.

    by Dem in Disbelief May 8th at 10:17AM
  9. Hillary: I speak for all post-menopausal women when I say "don't cross me – I'm not on estrogen".

    by obamagramma May 8th at 7:17PM
  10. Obama Loves You.

    by DrSanity May 8th at 11:42PM
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