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May 7 at 5:02PM

Where Will Hillary Clinton at 3 a.m. June 15th?

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Lawrence O'Donnell is reporting in the Huffington Post that an unnamed Clinton aide is promising that Hillary Clinton will drop out of the Democratic race by the Ides of June…

A senior campaign official and Clinton confidante has told me that there will be a Democratic nominee by June 15. He could not bring himself to say the words "Hillary will drop out by June 15," but that is clearly what he meant.

I kept saying, "So, Hillary will drop out by June 15," and he kept saying, "We will have a nominee by June 15." He stressed what a reasonable person Hillary is.

As the conversation wore on, Lawrence offered the Clinton confidante some coffee or maybe or a glass of water or something, to which the Clinton confidante responded, "We will have a nominee by June 15."

The Clinton confidante was later discovered to be a Question Me Terry McAuliffe doll.

  1. It's like a break up. There will need to be ample time for stalking, angry letter writing, excuses, denial and anger. Some bitterness and name calling might be in order – that's at least 3 days right there. Apparently acceptance doesn't make an appearance until the 13th day.

    by taladega afternoons May 7th at 7:01PM
  2. The last primary is on June 3. Why the hell wait another 12 days to decide?

    by bearness May 7th at 6:17PM
  3. Where will Hillary be on June 15th at 3:00am? If she is smart, and I believe she is, catching up on some well deserved sleep. The stamina of these candidates is super-human.

    by mad maggie May 7th at 6:11PM

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