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John McCain Announces Dwight Schrute as His Running Mate

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

That's right, 71 year old war veteran, successor to Barry Goldwater in the Senate, and public servant of 50 years announced tonight on The Daily Show that his running mate would be fictional character Dwight Schrute from NBC's "The Office."

That would be this guy:

  1. I designed a McCain-Schrute '08 shirt, available here: http://www.stephengilman.ca. I'm just sayin'.

    by Stephen Gilman September 3rd at 1:01PM
  2. The amusing thing is that Dwight Schrute is played by Rain Wilson, who, as a member of the Bahá'í, would not be allowed to join a political party on religious grounds. Tres amused…

    by Gruberman May 15th at 7:46PM
  3. It doesn't matter anyway. It might as well be Bush.

    by DrSanity May 9th at 11:05AM
  4. I just ordered a sweet Dwight Schrute for President shirt from http://www.PantherTees.com. They have tons of stuff from The Office. They said not to tell anyone, but here is a 10% discount code, “pts10“ (it’s case sensitive, so copy and paste it). Enjoy!

    by B-fizzle May 9th at 10:36AM
  5. Darn, I was hoping for the Hucka-naut.

    by xGoblin013x May 8th at 5:15PM
  6. Awww, I was hoping he'd go with someone he actually knows-like former Arizona governor-Fyfe Symington!

    by daringtexan May 8th at 11:51AM

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