May 8 at 11:52AM by TheInDecider
Jon Stewart Pinpoints the Exact Moment CNN Touch Screen Ate John King's Soul
When CNN invested jajillions in new toys for its talking heads to play with it had no idea it had purchased a palantir.
For the love of all that's holy, somebody pry John King away from that touch screen before the mind-meld is complete.
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Yes!!! You have it!!! My iPhone touchscreen has enslav… e… ah… ehh… I… will… vote… for… steve… jobs… for… president…
Too Much $, but not enough to buy a soul.
i was watching CNN and saw all that crazy nonsense. I remember watching John King begin to draw on the touchscreen and thinking "what is he doing?". they had the camera on him while other people were discussing other topics. That added to my confusion of "what was he doing" and "why are they filming this?". The comment Jamal Simmons made "if my aunt had a male appendage she'd be uncle" was really funny in the context of the conversation he was having.
It's too late…Soon, he will turn all CNN viewers into touch-screen, staring into the abyss addicts. Blogging will become obsolete & every child will add a touch screen to his Christmas list!!!My God…my screen-saver is developing congressional districts! We are all doomed to endure this incessant primary forever!
NOOOO, let him keep it! It amuses me.