Rasmussen: Screw This Noise! Let's Just Say Barack Obama Won
You and me and pretty much everybody else in the world aren't the only ones who feel beaten down and tired out by this never-ending Democratic primary.
The polling firm Rasmussen Reports has just announced that it's fed the shit up with all this bullfuck, and — as far as it's concerned — Barack Obama is the winner and fuck off…
…while Senator Clinton has remained close and competitive in every meaningful measure, she is a close second and the race is over. It has become clear that Barack Obama will be the Democratic nominee…
With this in mind, Rasmussen Reports will soon end our daily tracking of the Democratic race and focus exclusively on the general election competition between Republican John McCain and Democrat Barack Obama. Barring something totally unforeseen, that is the choice American voters will have before them in November.
Something totally unforeseen like… alligators who fly UFOs that are powered by AIDS? If something like that suddenly became an issue in the primary elections for some reason, then, I think, maybe Hillary Clinton could still have a chance.
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Given Hillary's bizarre behavior in the past few days, I wouldn't put it past her to have Obama locked in her basement and disguise herself as Sen. Obama until after Super Tuesday in November! Then we'd see the triumphant big reveal!!
Jeremiah was a bullshitter.
Vote Pedro. Now.
…and this time, old man,
Keanu stays in Florida
where your daughter joins him.
I told you I was not left-handed, Inigo. Of course you'd smell the blood of christ in the first three. The four-fingered man who killed your fathers is dead. Take it from me, one day of your lives, was worth all of his.
Until popeye can eat his spinach, I bid you adieu, Puppet-Master. Sleep softly.
good grief I wish I had a pastor like obamas I would have completely left all churches and worshipped a chicken
Unvelievably, this article was posted a month ago.
a piece of your cake will be ready to eat next tee time, and the next, and the next, and the next…
Bringing this up again due to concession fatigue, Cubby?
I understand. Don't you have a stand-in or something?
Your shrubbery, sirs:
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Houston…if you pussies don't let me land, we will have a problem.
Hey I live there, and the pussies are Republican!