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Rob Riggle Offers Tips to Dig Obama Out of First Place Hole

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Mr. Obama, if you're listening, Rob Riggle has some actionables you should consider queuing up tout de suite:

Just how much further can the Clinton camp jam a wedge among the party faithful?

  1. Hillary is only saying what I have said about her for years-SHE DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE. All of those years of her husband being the "First Black President" was really the two of theem being the masters of the house. She really thinks that the white working class are the only ones who really work. The rest of us are just here to enjoy all of that wonderful welfare that they give us, I guess. She will never give up because then she would have to admit that a Black man, not only won the nomination, but he outcampaigned her and he raised more money than her . And she even brought out her secret weapon to entice the Black folks, Maya Angelou, the modern Sojourner Truth. It would kill her to have to admit that she lost to a Negroe. Why, that would be like losing to one o' them foreigners.

    by Marilyn in NC May 12th at 1:53PM
  2. Marilyn please!

    by Tim May 12th at 2:22PM
  3. What are we doing for Colbert's Birthday tomorrow? Let's hope he at least gets that token Birthday/Anniversary gift that all men hope for.

    by Amanda May 12th at 2:57PM
  4. Hillary has finally made me face my problem. I only voted for Barrack Obama because I was too lazy. I am ashamed. Even my Volvo can't protect from this truth.

    by BJ Tabor May 12th at 4:26PM
  5. I really don't see what all the fuss is about..there's no law that says she can't shoot herself in the foot!

    by jhcpeterson May 12th at 5:54PM
  6. Clinton quotes an AP story and again she gets bad press – what a shock. She stated a fact in response to a question in an interview – that those groups have been some of her current supporters. How many people think it is racist when 90% of Black people have recently been supporting Obama? This primary is RIDICULOUS!!!
    by Christine May 9th at 4:03PM

    Look up the AP story – she wasn't quoting it, nor can I tell what part (if any) she may have been paraphrasing. She lied, again, and her supporters ate it up as usual without bothering to verify the facts something she counts on and why she does so well with low-information voters.

    No one thinks it's racist when African Americans vote for Obama because to do so is not, by definition, racist. Racism is prejudice and discrimination based on race. Whites voting against Obama just because he's black is racism, just like men voting against Hillary just because she's a woman is sexism. Women voting for Hillary because of gender pride is not sexist, nor is it racism when African Americans vote for Obama – it's just pride. If you're white and you vote for a white person because you're proud of white people overcoming the odds against them in this country then you would not be, by definition, racist. Crazy, but not racist.

    by Stan May 13th at 1:21AM
  7. She's reminding me of Bush when he ran in 1999 and how he had that sense of 'entitlement',that somehow he 'deserved' to be President. I personally think that the only reason she stayed with Bill after Monica Lewinsky is because she knew she might run and would need his support. I also think that there's a possibility that Bush & Co. have made so much money from the war in Iraq that they want their plan to continue,and so are supporting Mc Cain and Hillary,that way,either way,its a win-win. And then Obama came along and blew their plan out of the water. And if he gets the nomination and if it looks like he might beat Mc Cain,then I would'nt put it past them to either have him bumped-off,or have a terrorist attack and call of the elections. Serious stuff,eh? After almost eight years of lie after lie and scheme after scheme,nothing they do would surprise me.

    by Vink May 13th at 1:26AM
  8. Hillary Clinton is an unprincipled, immoral, ineffectual political whore who has nothing to recommend herself personally. She has accomplished nothing noteworthy or praiseworthy of herself; she is where she is strictly from riding on the coat-tails of others. She has absolutely no leadership skills or principles whatsoever, and is blown about by whatever polling data happens to be most recent. She will say anything and do anything in an attempt to preserve her own personal power. She does not have the long term view in mind, nor does she have the best long term interests of America in mind. She is her own worst enemy, and thank god the Democrat nomination race went on long enough to make the lies, contradictions and blatantly self-serving behavior obvious to (almost) everyone.

    by Chris May 13th at 7:36AM
  9. If you so much as mention a demographic, much less garble your description of it, someone's gonna crucify you, whether it's Obama and his messy analysis of "bitter" voters or Hillary trying to explain the problem Obama's having in appealing to some of her core demographic groups. The insatiable need of many Americans to whine and cry "racism" and "elitism" at the drop of a hat is just so pathetic. I wish people would grow up and get over themselves.

    by harleanc May 13th at 8:35AM
  10. The half white approach to victory

    I think Hillary was saying that for Senator Obama to be able to get over 50% of the West Virginia vote come the November general election, he only needs to convince the electorate there that he's half white. Nah, he doesn't have to talk about mine safety, workers' rights, ending a crazy ass war, energy reform, health care for all, cleaning-up the environment, nope; all he has to do is to convince those West Virginia voters that, even though you may not clearly see it, he's really half white.

    by Albert Colone May 13th at 8:48AM
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