Finally! A Place For Ron Paul Supporters to Go That's Not Here
With the Ron Paul Revolution currently in remission, and the mainstream media conspiring to keep the Texas Congressman's failed presidential campaign out of the headlines, what's an embittered Paulite to do?
Well, you've got a couple of options…
1. You can get behind the winning Republican candidate. (Unlikely.)
2. You can unclench your fists and relax. (Less likely.)
3. You can conduct late-night/early-morning conversations — very possibly with yourself, using several different names — about which high school teacher you'd most like to bang in the comments section of old Indecision 2008 posts about Ron Paul. (Been done.)
4. You can move to a faraway place where you never have contact with anybody else but other like-minded Ron Paul fanatics.
If that last one option sounds like the best one for you, then you need to get your ass to Paulville…
The goal of Paulville.org it to establish gated communities containing 100% Ron Paul supporters and or people that live by the ideals of freedom and liberty…
The community would be privately held by the co-op to establish private property for the general community thus preserving the community is 100% freedom and liberty lovers.
Why, that doesn't sound creepy at all! I'll bet that nobody gonna get murdered there. There in that secretive isolationist commune that demands nothing but your undying loyalty to the ideals of a single politician. My oh my, that sounds just like Heaven on Earth.
Extra special good news for you, Dell City, Texas. Because the very first Paulville community is moving in right next door to you!
The first Paulville based community purchace of land has happened! This land is in western texas a short distance from Dell City, Texas. The land is a 50 acre chunk of land, it is flat and level and ready to be developed. We have had a couple members that went to check out the area and took many photos of the area.
Why does rural Texas get all the luck?
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Hehe. As a Paul supporter I can vouch that when otherwise normal people gain a better understanding of how their currency is being devalued they can act out in very strange ways. Don't worry, we will keep up the fight to clean up the Republican party. I can't wait for the Daily Show to cover the Republican national convention. Main ticket: "Cactus" John McCain vs Dr. "Know" Ron Paul. It should be quite the battle royal. McCain will probably win, but it won't be by knockout, and he will get the verbal lashing of his life.
Yeah, sounds pretty harmless until Paulville gets high speed internet.
Visit BobMcCarty (dot) com and you'll find a list of ten little-known facts about Paulville which, in keeping with the theme at Comedy Central, I think you'll find entertaining.
Uh-oh. I have a brother who I have a feeling may be moving to Paulville soon. He already wants to leave the country because of the national ID card.
#3 is fucking hilarious. Someone needs to tell "Drew" there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
And I'm all in favor of #4. Go Paultopians, go. Enjoy yourselves. I'm sure the rest of us will miss you.
Someday.
You haven't been the same since before the strike. What happened? best writer quit?