May 12 at 11:30AM
Caption Challenge: Barack Obama
Can we have your autograph…in the form of a caption?
Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!
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My Dearest Hillary,
I'm taking the liberty of sending you this autographed copy of my book since, being over 20 million dollars in debt, I know it most likely isn't in your budget.
My deepest sympathies,
Barack Obama
PS: Senator Edwards and his nineteen undecided delegates send their regards.
"Jeez, trying to edit out Jeremiah Wright by hand is a bitch."
"Dear Hillary,
Totally loved competing with u this year in school, sorry we can't both go to President camp. Have a great summer anyway, though! I'm sure I'll see u around Washington and stuff.
B. Rock"
Must contact Picard. Being held against my will and slowly being turned into a Borg. Resistance is futile.
Barack-"Q"-Obama: You obtuse piece of flotsam! You're to be denied *existence*. Humanity's fate has been sealed: you will be destroyed.
Barack-"Q"-Obama-: "If this mean anything to you: you're a better human than me!"
Capt. Picard: Barack-Q, what is going on?
Barack-Q: I told you. You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God.
Capt. Picard: [laughs scornfully] You are not God!
Barack-Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago under the inept ministrations of Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Capt. Picard: No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.
Obama cashes in on hopes and dreams after becoming a vaguely interesting footnote in his autobiography.
Damn, it just struck me. If I had started at the other end, I could have signed these things right handed!
I think the problem is that there is nothing funny about this photo. Look at poor Amanda. She is just running through Star Trek Next Gen script. This is sad.