Marvel Universe: Colbert for President – Stephen Colbert Meets with Thor, Other Gods
After Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada announced that Stephen Colbert is still running for president in the Marvel Universe, we decided to follow up by contacting a reporter in that universe for updates on his campaign:
Keeping His Norse Clean
Ken Ellis, DB Staff Reporter
En route to some pivotal politicking in
"He was understandably in awe," explained a Colbert spokesperson. "I mean, how often does one rub elbows with mythical Norse gods that have basically deposited Asgard in the middle of the country? Still, he handled himself very well with the townspeople and Asgardians. It was a great day."
That much is true. In fact, within minutes of his arrival near Sam Miller's land — now recognized as the site of Asgard — Colbert seemed to make instant "BFFs" with a large, boisterous Asgardian called Volstagg. The two shared a hearty laugh while the presidential hopeful looked rather hopeless trying to wield the supersized warrior's weighty steel blade.
"Clearly, Mr. Colbert ain't cut out for sword-fighting," quipped Mayor Cletus before the receptive townsfolk. "But I'm sure he's got what's necessary to make this country a lot stronger."
Granted, Sen. Hillary Clinton won over the majority of
"[Colbert] seems very well-spoken about national and foreign issues," noted Beth Sooner, who runs the local boarding house, "but he looks much taller on TV. I guess if the cameras can add 20 pounds on a person, I reckon they can add a little bit of height, too."
For a special Colbert easter egg, check out X-Men: Legacy #211, on sale today.
This week's image is from Young X-Men #2.
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How the hell do you get a message to Comedy Central or Steven Colbert?
There is a huge group of us out here who are thoroughly pissed off at having been abused by Obama followers, and it is called Operation Turn Down. Leading it is radio host in PA, Steven Corbett. I mean — there are millions of us. Google "Reflections in Tyme."
I'd like to see him on your show.
You don't call people racists because they choose a candidate they feel is best rather than voting for skin color.
It reminds me of the abused wife who is in the hospital and her husband visits and she tries to turn away and he says – what's the matter with you…I called 911 and saved your life.
This is the way we feel now that Obama followers are now trying to make nicey nice. We thought he didn't need our votes…he's got lots of new ones.
We have almost no one speaking for us. The other day once word got out about Steve Corbett's radio show, his call board lit up with people from all states telling them WE WILL NOT VOTE FOR OBAMA. We don't have abused wife syndrome.
here is complete proof of mr. colbert's need to be prez in the marvel universe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv3-OXUOSdk
incredible!!!!
Stephen has no worries. He knows the best thing to bring to a sword fight is a gun, a loaded one. Go Stephen, you are my Hero!