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May 15 at 10:23AM

Jon Stewart Pulls an Aquaman for the Latest on McCain's Environmental Policy

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John McCain addressed a group of Oregon voters about his newfangled corporate-friendly carbon emission buyback plan. Jon got the tip from a friendly little orca whale:

10/10 Polar bears, walruses and seabirds would agree with you Senator – if they realized what the fuck was going on with all the dying.

  1. Holy Crap. I cant believe you. Pick apart even freak'n thing. You are so biased. You sure do make a great tv host, wouldnt be great at anything else. And great servanthood there. Way to show a back bone for your economy. Even tho politics and economics have nothing to do with each other.

    by Adam B. May 15th at 11:22PM
  2. Hillary is a Politician and she has to take whatever vote she can get. She is not allowed to alienate anyone just because they don't like Obama. Or is it that Obama doesn't like them? Jon was just pointing out to us the demographics that don't have Obama's vote. Or is it that Obama doesn't want their vote?

    by Serenity May 15th at 11:22PM
  3. Does it matter? No candidate is truely eligible for presidency. Hilary just wants to be the first woman. Obama just wants to be the first black american. And then McCain wants to be the oldest elected. None of them show that leadership quality. You must first serve to lead. I haven;t seen any of them serve anyone. The military is doing that the best right now, while money hungry politicans complain about how long this policement is going on. If you want it over freak'n declare war! We are the most powerful Nation. Any one doubt that??

    by Adam B. May 15th at 11:29PM
  4. Serve? I was hoping more for a Leader.

    by Serenity May 15th at 11:35PM
  5. Reminds me of a TV Show I once say that mentioned the words "To Serve Man"

    by Harmony May 15th at 11:38PM
  6. wow. you just made my case and point. wHo would you rather lead us? One who shed blood and served beside us? Or one who sits behind a desk and asks her husband what ahe should do?

    by Adam B. May 15th at 11:40PM
  7. Accoriding to the Inuit hunter polar bears are skinny and moving south for food. The solution they say is to hunt more polar bears before they all STARVE!!!!!

    by Knoss May 16th at 12:07AM
  8. "To Serve Man" is to basically chew them up and spit them out. Last I heard Obama doesn't spit or swallow.

    by Anna May 16th at 12:18AM
  9. great show, horrible blog. no way to reply to specific messages, no blockquote, bold or italic capabilities (and no displayed security code by the way making one wonder whether what they type will even appear) make it difficult to have any conversation or make a decent point other than "McCain RULZ" or "yay daily show." Maybe that's the point, but it also makes it very boring.

    by Nick May 16th at 2:55AM
  10. Jon Stewart..you are amazing. Can I adopt u? I promise to take care of u as well as I took care of my pet tarantula. Unfortunately, my tarantula died. But he led a good life…I fed him fat, juicy crickets & he only escaped once! His aquarium is vacant now. Sound enticing?

    by mad maggie May 16th at 3:17AM
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