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POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Barack Obama's wife Michelle is, as you will remember, a deranged nutcase whose loathing for our country can barely be contained. Now she is en route to the red white and blue state of Tennessee, and local Republicans have made her a very special welcome present!

Let's watch…

Now, the video isn't quite clear on this point, so the Tennessee GOP clarifies their position in a statement on their website…

The Tennessee Republican Party has always been proud of America.

Got it. But surely there's something else the Tennessee Republican Party can do to welcome, in the "attack" sense of the word, our possibly next First Lady…

To further honor the occasion of Mrs. Obama's visit, the Tennessee Republican Party has requested the playing of patriotic music by radio stations across the state.

I bet someone told them it repels her.

  1. It's sad that even though I'm a republican, I'm embarrassed by this tactic.
    Chubby, I know you understand what she was saying and why she was saying it. Our party hasn't done well by our country in the past few years. Lay off the family. It's tacky. I've already had to defend the Tennessee Republican GOP from being called "the inbred, sister-marrying, guitar-pickin' guys from "Deliverance". (over heard conversation…) I don't have the energy. Besides, they may do the same to McCain.

    by Sues Mom May 19th at 9:07PM
  2. Cubby Darling, you don't mind if I call you Darling do you?
    Your insight to know that a mere sound can be a turn off shows that you are very intuitive. And with the shoe on the other foot, why do you think Jon and Stephen are such huge sex symbols? I wouldn't be surprised if Comedy Central walked around with a Decibel meter and scouted out potentials based on their vocal range. Is this why men like Screamers?

    by Harmony May 16th at 12:49AM
  3. The Repugnants are so proud of America that they helped dig this administration's hole for us. They waged this war for six years, kept China exporting tainted goods to us, incurred the hate & distrust of most of the world, disavowed global warming, left New Orleans to rot, & gave free reign to Mexican trucks into this country. Boy, love like that excites the fruck out of me. In reference to a repellant, maybe the company who patented "Off" for mosquitoes could come up with an anti-Repugnant spray!

    by mad maggie May 16th at 12:38AM

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