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May 16 at 11:41AM

John McCain Completely Disagrees with John McCain on Hamas

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

John McCain and Preznit Bush have been hitting Barack Obama pretty hard on his cowardly stance of wanting to talk to terrorizer people who might want to kill all of us. Good for them.

Can you even believe that way of thinking? I mean, what kind of a person — when asked if American diplomats should be talking to the Palestinian Hamas — would say a thing like…

They're the government, and sooner or later, we're going to have to deal with them one way or another.

Can you even imagine John McCain saying a thing like that?

No? Oh, well, it would look like this…

It's a good thing we have McCain and Bush around to save us from people like Obama and McCain.

  1. Who is advising this guy? Sybil or The Three Faces of Eve?

    by mad maggie May 16th at 2:33PM
  2. Yeah. I think the General Election will be a choice for Obama, McSame, or McShame.

    by mad maggie May 16th at 2:31PM
  3. John McCain is weak on national security and foreign policy. The sooner we all realize that, the better off we'll be. http://acropolisreview.com/2008/04/real-mccain-by-cliff-schechter-comes-to.html

    by Tina May 16th at 1:18PM

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