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May 16 at 11:52AM

John McCain's Security Team Blows the Second Amendment to Shreds

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Presumptive GOP nominee John McCain is in Louisville today for a sold-out speech at the annual National Rifle Association convention.

More than 60,000 visitors are expected to pass through the Kentucky Exposition Center, where they will celebrate our God-given freedom of expression with semi-automatic weaponry.

Just one little snafu. McCain's Secret Service detail (code name: Pussies!) aren't going to let people bring guns into McCain's event, even if they have concealed carry permits…

According to an NRA spokesperson, Secret Service members have stepped in and said while firearms will still be allowed in the convention center, they will not be allowed in the Celebration of American Values Forum.

This is truly mind-boggling. How dare the Secret Service try to keep guns away from a speech given by a major political figure? This is America, dammit!

Alexander Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy must be turning over in their graves right now.

  1. Hey dumb chuby chaser!
    I think you been watching the democrats to long. It the job of the secret service to protect John McCain! Yea Tell that to Lincoln and Kennedy brothers! You jack ASS!

    by marcus May 19th at 3:51PM
  2. If it is the right of the people to bare arms, and you need a well regulated Militia to secure a free state. Do you want your guns in case you need to go up against your Military?

    Remember, "No person shall be … deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law"

    and

    "No State shall deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law …"

    Do you keep your guns because you do not believe in Due Process?

    by Nikki May 19th at 11:58AM
  3. Hey, jackass, Lincoln is IN his grave because they didn't restrict guns in the theater…Moron…

    by anthony May 19th at 9:32AM
  4. He's basically saying, "Guns don't hurt people, people hurt people. But guns might hurt me." Wonder if he's staunchly standing by the gun nuts just to nab votes. That's a completely new concept for Republican sycophants.

    -D
    http://profileofadipshit.wordpress.com

    by Profile of a Dipshit May 18th at 10:56AM
  5. Burr is turning over in his grave too. Hamilton, since he was a man of his word and a Founding Father, is as well. Correct.

    Thus, because we always must intrpret the Founding Fathers words strictly, everyone should attend toppless and break out the farmer's tan bare arms.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics May 16th at 3:18PM
  6. Not to worry. McCain is a warrior. He always comes equipped with a bullet-proof vest & his own AK-47 just in case he's lucky enough to stumble into a war.

    by mad maggie May 16th at 2:40PM
  7. I wonder if they will set up a "free-speech zone" for NRA members who want to protest this foolishness?

    by dmax May 16th at 2:12PM

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