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May 19 at 2:47PM

Barack Obama Leads Hillary Clinton by 16 Discriminatory Points

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

The most recent Gallup Poll, released today, shows Barack Obama with his largest lead yet — 55% to 39% — over Hillary Clinton, as evidenced by the following graph…

However, as her campaign advisers were were quick to point out, if you look at the graph like this…

…she's totally kicking his ass.

If this election were taking place in Australia, she'd already be the Democratic nominee.

  1. She likes it on top, it's just something she gets off on.

    by Tiny May 19th at 3:30PM
  2. And I would have huge tits instead of a really large ass.. I need to go to Australia.

    by patty May 19th at 3:16PM

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