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May 19 at 5:22PM

DNC Launches McCain Wiki "mccainpedia"

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

As we all know, the wikipedia is the world's greatest informational resource because anyone can add any information they want. Well, who better to tell us all the truth about Democratic rival John McCain than Democrats?

That seems to be the theory behind the Democratic National Committee's new site www.mccainpedia.org in which Democrats can tell us all about John McCain. I guess they are noticing how well it worked when Hillary opponents decided to edit her page:

How can this go wrong? Perhaps Stephen Colbert can better explain.

  1. So I'm like totally watching the GOP's main man Senator McOldAsDirt Cain and it occurs to me: is this election really going to boil down to deciding between a possibly bordering on most definitely Manchurian candidate or a potential Islamist sleeper cell? If so, I'd prefer the candidate that doesn't reference Chairman Mao (McNasty, in case you missed the episode tonight) while appearing on The Daily Show.

    Lend me your thoughts on the matter friend.

    by Jammerz May 19th at 11:39PM

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