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May 19 at 1:44PM

John McCain is the Reason for the Season

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

The Democrats aren't the only party with tendencies to deify their candidates. They're just the only ones to do it with a modicum of subtlety

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."

Upon first read, this statement seems too retarded for even mentally handicapped people to get behind, but then, if you really think about it, it John McCain and Jesus Christ actually have a lot in common.

For example, Jesus was a maverick, he supported a sustained presence in the Middle East, he was known for countless numbers of contradictions, and many of his followers tend toward ridiculous hyperbole.

(via Andrew Sullivan)

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  1. John Stewart has had Jon McCain on his show the most. 13 times I believe making him the most popular guest. I found it ironic how he showed people contradicting themselves last night on his show and said how they are such hypocrites. But here is Jon Stewart sabotaging his so called "friends" campaign just to get ratings. I think Jon should have showed a video of himself last night being the biggest hypocrite of the night. If I was John McCain I would stop going on this show, because with friends like this who needs enemies. In fact I am almost certain that he will never be on the show again. Jon Stewart really needs to look in the mirror after all this and figure out what kind of human being he really is. I think he won't like what he sees. He has brought a lot of bad Karma upon himself and his career by going so low he is almost another Karl Rove. I just hope Jon Stewart reads these things so he can stop being such a huge A-hole to his friends.

    by parsawmill September 4th at 4:26PM
  2. Jesus had better hair.

    by Andrea May 19th at 10:50PM
  3. I'm looking at the pain.

    by hilo08 May 19th at 9:04PM
  4. Heresay from a bunch of naysayers, I say.

    by Sam May 19th at 3:52PM
  5. "He never denounced God, either." I didn't know that he took campaign contributions from Oprah too!

    by Harmony May 19th at 3:46PM
  6. We do daily animated shorts, http://www.podcomics.com
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RndrarDtBcM

    by PodComics May 19th at 2:45PM
  7. let's not forget they went to high school together. Go Class of 17 AD!

    by yammeringonward May 19th at 2:45PM
  8. Unless he can make wine, I'm not interested.

    by bearness May 19th at 2:14PM
  9. Hmm-McCain is comparable to Jesus according to some Georgian GOP tw@t!?
    Major problems there-no such thing as a wise man, let alone 3, in the GOP; Jesus actually carried out the things he promised; and McCain's feet still get wet on contact with water. If it's holy water, it sizzles on contact.

    by daringtexan May 19th at 1:53PM

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