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May 21 at 3:53PM

John McCain Wants You…

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

…to be an internet pariah!

Help spread the word about John McCain on news and blog sites. Your efforts to help get the message out about John McCain's policies and plan for the future is one of the most valuable things you can do for this campaign. You know why John McCain should be the next President of the United States and we need you to tell others why.

Select from the numerous web, blog and news sites listed here, go there, and make your opinions supporting John McCain known.

That's right, kids! Here's your chance to be an internet troll. Just like a Ron Paul supporter.

And the McCain campaign was even kind enough to supply you with a bunch of talking points, so that you don't accidentally stray off message or sound anything like a thinking human being.

The Issue: Time for Solutions
John McCain will put the national interest ahead of partisanship, he will work with anyone who sincerely wants to get this country moving again. If John McCain is elected President, the era of the permanent campaign will end.

And once you've fulfilled you duty to God and country, feel free to fill people in on your drug of choice for monster penis enlargement.

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  1. He really does love his monster penis enlargement. That John McCain Viagra taking penis enlarging mid-life crisis republican.

    He should visit http://www.x4labs.com and buy this penis enlargement device he'd probably love it.

    by Penis Extender June 2nd at 3:34PM
  2. I think John McCain will put the national interest ahead of partisanship, he will work with anyone who sincerely wants to get this country moving again.

    I think If John McCain is elected President, the era of the permanent campaign will end.

    by cheviot May 22nd at 10:03AM
  3. Cubby,

    I'd keep my eyes on Tom. He keeps saying Fuck to you and you know how it goes. If you say it enough times it might just be so. Seriously, I think he wants to do you.

    by Harmony May 21st at 10:01PM
  4. I am a registered Democrat who will vote for John McCain.
    I think we need to start paying close attention to which
    of our representatives vote.
    I would like to see our borderes secured and those here to be registered with no gauranty or further rights. We have a right to know who is in this country. Those caught after that registration date are to be automatically deported. Why are we being such doormats?

    by Mark May 21st at 9:57PM
  5. A Troll? I wanted to be an Elf, they have much better skills. Where is the Dungeon Master, and is he cute?

    by Serenity May 21st at 9:55PM
  6. I've done all I can, Senator, in telling others about what you're really like and how little you actually know, despite all those years in the Senate! What else is there to do?

    by daringtexan May 21st at 9:15PM
  7. I should post about him on my blog.

    http://profileofadipshit.wordpress.com

    There:

    http://profileofadipshit.wordpress.com/2008/05/17/symptom-8-religiously-zealous-hypocrites/

    by Profile of a Dipshit May 21st at 9:03PM
  8. McCain wants to get this country moving again…but in which direction..he neglected to say. I have been Internet blogging ferociously. Of course, he would not approve. The blogging is all against him! Just doing my small part to get his real message out.

    by mad maggie May 21st at 7:20PM
  9. You know, I was just thinking to myself, there are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands; each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause, and respectful of the goodness in each other. And that is why I am supporting Juan McDole.

    by Mac is Whack May 21st at 5:09PM
  10. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SOME MORE.

    by tom May 21st at 4:41PM

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