John McCain Has a Gay Old Time With Ellen DeGeneres
Heterosexual war hero John McCain made an appearance on Ellen DeGeneres's homsexual talk show today, and you'll never guess what uncomfortable (for heterosexual war hero John McCain) topic came up.
That's right, rights. Specifically, the right of California gays and lesbians to make their friends buy them expensive kitchen equipment.
See, Ellen's planning on marrying her girlfriend this summer, and she's really excited about that, so McCain made a toast to the happy couple…
"I just believe in the unique status of marriage between man and woman."
To which Ellen replied…
"It just feels like there's this old way of thinking that we're not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am."
Au contraire, Ellen.
You have much better taste in wives.
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Science? Sorry, the Scientologists can come in. Also, all types of weddiings can, not just "Christian." Why can't Wyle E. Coyote and Sam finally have at it in a country of Opportunity and be pronounced dog and coyote under a "church" recognizing by the State. Church and State? Seperate? Please. This country was founded on that doctrine but look down at any piece of currency and see what it says.
We all fight the same cause. One Nation. One Hope. The recognition we give the official thumbs up to hot lesbian sex and wedding bands. Obama 08.
Man. I can't believe people still care about who is fucking what. Science needs to rain on this lame picnic. Either marriage is a christian institution that has nothing to do with governament, and should come with no tax bennies or it’s a civil union and should. No matter what the combination of innies and outies. People like me are the one that should be getting a tax break- because we're NOT breeding. Breeders should pay a stupidity tax – one for each lame, life sucking, planet overcrowding child they have.
Shit yeah it is James. Obama 08 baby. We can do this!
I use the word "shit" not merely as an inoppurtune moment for vulgarities for cock's sake. The Obama Tent houses two chicks one cup as well. Flush in the coprophagiacs. Shit eating. Shit eaters, ass-fuckers, straight, gay, the flock of Wright, the flock of Hagee, The Flock of Seagulls. Polygamists, monogomists, soloists, sheepherds –Bring 'em all. The NRA, Scalia, Thomas (wonder whom Uncle Tom would endorse), and NORML are ALLIN. Doyle Brunson, Hellmuth, Chan, all the poker players. The progeny of Escobar. Bob Marley, Steevie Wonder, The Netherlands, Jamaica, and the corpse of Susan B. Anthony.
One Land. One Vision. One Nation. One BIG BLACK SWINGING SCHLONG.
*hillary for VEEP!
I should write an occasional fair piece on my own blog at……….
Shit yeah it is James. Obama 08 baby. We can do this!
I use the word "shit" not merely as an inoppurtune moment for vulgarities for cock's sake. The Obama Tent houses two chicks one cup as well. Flush in the coprophagiacs. Shit eating. Shit eaters, ass-fuckers, straight, gay, the flock of Wright, the flock of Hagee, The Flock of Seagulls. Bring 'em all. The NRA, Scalia, Thomas (wonder whom Uncle Tom would endorse), and NORML are ALLIN. Doyle Brunson, Hellmuth, Chan, all the poker players. The progeny of Escobar. Bob Marley, Steevie Wonder, The Netherlands, Jamaica, and the corpse of Susan B. Anthony.
One Land. One Vision. One Nation. One BIG BLACK SWINGING SCHLONG.
*hillary for VEEP!
I should write an occasional fair piece on my own blog at……….
http://sgtpepperpolitics.blogspot.com/
I don't understand why McDude thought this might help him. Its only going to piss off both gays and fundamentalists even more.
@sgtpepper: lol….Is that an endorsement?
We should look into their lineage as they are so fond of doing and discover that they have roots with certain middle east sects that also enjoy the abuse of women in a multiple wives scenario. I guess they can't wait for their 72 virgins that are waiting for them in heaven because they know they will all be whores.
How do you feel about incestuos, polygamist, fucking and sucking families Senator? All right Rule of Law. Deep in the Texas Bushland, all kinds o' crazy lovyin' be going down. Gay marriage? Please. That's old. How about crossing over (let alone walking) across this aisle Johhny Mac?
An appellate court in Texas has ruled it unlawful to have seized the 400+ kids from the palacial estates they were enjoying. That's right. You've lost the gay vote. Now try the polygamist, fun lovin', rapists who were properly vindicated today by our Constitution. Got a flag pin? Rule of Law Senator.
As a proud democrate, we should all unite behind the group which obviously has its' place in one America. Where Husbands can have their multiple wives and enslave their kids. Have 70 kids. One cock. One Nation. One Tent. Bar-Mitzvah's and the wedding of a 12 year old girl at the same time. Maybe some anal afterwards. One Country. One America. Ass-Fuckers and Everyone. OBAMA 08!