Election Day

We know that November 3, 2009 isn't a real Election Day. But still, we can all pretend. Right? Take a look at these six elections and let us know how much you care.

No Fair Health Care

This former McCain campaign advisor on health care is going to loose his coverage. No, seriously.

Christie v. Python

Find out how to tell copyright infringement from quite a far way away by examining Rep. Chris Christie's campaign ad.

Daily Bloomberg

Watch these videos and take a trip down Memory Lane, where the flowers are always in Bloomberg.
May 23 at 11:58AM

The Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton Dream Ticket: Take 56

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

More talk of the supposed "dream ticket"…

U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign is in formal talks with Senator Barack Obama's campaign about becoming his vice presidential running mate, CNN reported, without citing anyone specific.

Good thing they didn't cite anyone specific. Anyone specific is a notorious liar. He'll say anything just get his name in the papers.

For what it's worth, Time Magazine is saying pretty much the same thing

In Bill Clinton's view, she has earned nothing short of an offer to be Obama's running mate, according to some who are close to the former President. Bill "is pushing real hard for this to happen," says a friend.

Well, if a friend says it… I mean, a friend is always reliable. And such a friendly guy.

  1. I wonder if she will take her Humble Pie a’ la mode.

    by bearness May 23rd at 12:16PM
  2. *Update
    MSNBC reports the story is false.
    Clinton campaign hints- they think the Obama campaign is behind it. Saying it makes people think she is done. (irony)

    Clinton, I do not think they want you!
    I DO NOT WANT YOU, honestly so many of us are happy it's false

    sighs….. of relief

    http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/05/23/1057433.aspx

    by john May 23rd at 12:34PM
  3. Wait wait… Didn't the Hillary campaign offer Obama the VP back about three or four months (seems like years) ago?

    by Douglas May 23rd at 12:48PM
  4. I think what we'd be talking about is an Obama/Clinton/Clinton ticket. How'd you like to be President with those two fighting over the co-pilot's seat?

    Day after the inaugural Bill and Hill drop in on the Obamas at the White House with a box of cigars and a cheese platter from Wal-Mart. After visiting for 15 hours and not taking the hint that it's time to leave, the Secret Service has to escort them off of the premises.

    by flobbygoat May 23rd at 3:08PM
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1189 »

CONTACT US

FEATURES

Johnston's Johnson

Before the end of the year, John McCain will stare into the maw Levi Johnston's penis. And he will weep.

Grand Ol' Census

That census form you just received in the mail is okay to fill out because it's not actually a census form!

CAPTION CHALLENGE

THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE

Robert Gibbs was Luke's father?

LAST WEEK'S WINNER

"Healthcare legislation is like taking a dump this big. Sure it may hurt, but once it passes it feels soooo good."
Sumbitted by: flasunbum

HEADLINE ANAGRAMS

Submit Your Anagrams

Help us find the secret liberal code hidden in, "Republicans Bask in Glow of Victories in N.J. and Va.". Submit your anagrams to this week's challenge!

INDECISION IS EVERYWHERE


Start following TheInDecider now!

POLITICAL ADDICTIONARY