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Warning Some blogs or websites linked from this site may contain objectionable or uncensored content. Comedy Central is not affiliated with these websites and makes no representations or warranties as to their content.	May 23 at 11:58AM The Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton Dream Ticket: Take 56 POSTED BY: CubbyChaser More talk of the supposed "dream ticket"… U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign is in formal talks with Senator Barack Obama's campaign about becoming his vice presidential running mate, CNN reported, without citing anyone specific. Good thing they didn't cite anyone specific. Anyone specific is a notorious liar. He'll say anything just get his name in the papers. For what it's worth, Time Magazine is saying pretty much the same thing… In Bill Clinton's view, she has earned nothing short of an offer to be Obama's running mate, according to some who are close to the former President. Bill "is pushing real hard for this to happen," says a friend. Well, if a friend says it… I mean, a friend is always reliable. And such a friendly guy. 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