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YOU DECIDE Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Oh, my word! It's time to vote!

  1. who knew Bill would do something like that with a gorilla!

    by petrie May 25th at 2:27PM
  2. Go Hillary! Keep fighting! They keep attacking you … it's so unfair! It's all about you Hillary, you are the Queen!

    Make us proud by standing up to those men and the media and the elites and the educated and the superdelegates and the DNC and the African Americans and that Judas Bill Richardson and that other Judas John Edwards and the DNC and the 'People Against Pantsuits Lobby' and the liberals and the liberal leaning moderates and even the stupid poor people who still don't support you and the people who you owe money to and the traitorous women who only hurt themselves by not supporting you and the Kennedy family for not supporting you wholesale and people who keep calling you on your lies and deviciveness and the people who don't like you because you are self centered and the people who are not supporting for whatever reason!

    We the people not listed above (who know you are the best candidate ever to run for any office in the history of the world) support you without reservation and deny any factual evidence that would not support our beliefs.

    You GO Girl!!!

    by Vicki Tims May 25th at 5:14PM
  3. Ooops! I shouldn't have made an ASSassination remark! No class whatsoever!

    by Christopher Goodwin May 25th at 8:10PM
  4. Hillary supporters remind me of Scientologists.

    They use dirty tactics, while claiming the moral high-ground. They want people to look at evidence that doesn't exist. They misinterpret information to make their organization look better.

    Bill Clinton's recent remarks made me vomit. There is no conspiracy behind why Hillary is losing. He says that they just want to play a fair game and that she will bow out gracefully if she loses. How fair is it to include Michigan when Obama wasn't on the ballot? How fair is it to include Florida when Hillary herself condoned the actions taken by the DNC in January?

    More importantly, how fair is it to claim that Hillary is winning in the popular vote, while neglecting that you don't count caucus states in the popular vote?

    F-U Bill, you claim that everyone in America's vote matters, but it's clear you only care about the people who voted for your wife.

    The only person trying to kill Hillary's campaign is Lord Xenu. (HRAWGH HRAWGH HRAWGH!)

    by Danny D May 26th at 12:00PM
  5. Stephen this comment concerns TIPPING to save money on vacation. Do you know how many waitress's and baristas are probably spitting in your food since your comment?? Lot's I bet!! Tipping is not a city in CHINA it is 25% thanks to gas prices now!! And all those free dinners to Obama and Hillary on the campaign trail could feed alot of poor people!!! I am almost ready to vote for Mccain! We are all slaves ANYWAY SO DOES IT MATTER WHO DA NEW MASTA IS ANYWAY WE ALL GONNA GET SCREWED Anyway!! So think before you speak and take food off my table! Tip and ip big! The poor food service workers of AMERICA!!

    by christy lewis May 26th at 2:33PM
  6. Happy Memorial Day!

    Must…Control…Rage…Hillary!

    KHAN!

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics May 26th at 4:27PM
  7. Hillary Hillary, Hillary….. you campaign in Puerto Rico and you play the religion card all of the sudden?!? What were your words, "There isn't anything we cannot do together if we seek God's blessing…?" (Yoinked from MSNBC's article on your visit) I believe this is the first time we've heard such words tumble from your mouth, and the sad thing is, we ALL know exactly why you chose to take this route — Puerto Rico is historically a religious region, so you think if you spout more religion, it'll guarantee you a bigger win? What about Idaho's vote tomorrow? Doesn't that matter? C'mon, we all know you just wanted a vacation, and what better way than to do it on your bankrupt campaign's tab?

    by cecilsgirl May 26th at 5:18PM
  8. Hey Viki! Hey Juli! Listen here. Since you’re old hag ain’t got no heart, maybe you’d like to see a real man. I’d bet you stay up late every night dreamin’ you had a real man. I’ll tell you what. Bring your pretty little selves over my apartment tonight, and I’ll show you a real man.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics May 26th at 7:19PM
  9. Sgt. Pepper — You're a pig. Hillary is the bestest ever! True I do stay up late and sleep in til noon, digging those shallow graves wears me out.

    by Vicki Tims May 27th at 1:47PM
  10. See if you can guess what I am now?

    by Col. Bluto. PepperPolitics May 27th at 3:41PM
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